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Some shine box got aggro with me this morning

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Okay I had to go to Mitt Romneys because I really need the money and figured I'd get up early and go there to get it out of the way before my work meeting. Like I'm pretty low key in public when I'm sober so I'm not trying to make friends or anything especially at this place, but I stand out like a sore thumb because I'm not a cholo / have my baby mammers name tatted on my neck. Just a regular dude about to go to his work meeting, black polo shirt tucked into acid washed banana republic blue jeans and adiddas dad shoes like a good ol boy. (probably the only one that has a job there)

    anyways.. I'm leaving but I need to take a piss really bad because I drank a half gallon of water before going in and I walk into the lobby and open the mens room and some black dude is taking a piss at the urinal (single person bathroom) and I just like any other gont in this situation just turn around and let the door shut and walk several feet back to wait. And this idiot starts yelling at me "You don't fucking knock?" and I say "you dont know how to use the lock, all you do is press it" and the dude opens up the door with his dick still in his other and starts yelling at me YOU FUCKING KNOCK MANE! and so I say "you use the lock thats what its there for, shut the door didn't you want the door shut?"

    He comes out (didn't even wash his hands and probably pissed all over the floor but I'm supposed to knock.. right..) and I walk by him to go into the bathroom and I say "you need to cool it bud" and while I'm taking a piss the gont is still tripping and yelling "PUNK ASS SMART ASS WHYTE BOI DONT NEED TELL ME TO USE A LOCK HE NEEDA KNOCK!" and a bunch of other stuff that I couldn't really make out and the nurses at the front desk are telling him to calm down and he needs to use the lock for everyones safety, and he's still bitching lol. I get out the bathroom and the security gaurd is there trying to chill him down and I say "hey you guys have good day later"

    It's shit like this why people don't like black people, guy was absolutely livid over nothing, should of used a lock
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Okay I had to go to Mitt Romneys because I really need the money and figured I'd get up early and go there to get it out of the way before my work meeting. Like I'm pretty low key in public when I'm sober so I'm not trying to make friends or anything especially at this place, but I stand out like a sore thumb because I'm not a cholo / have my baby mammers name tatted on my neck. Just a regular dude about to go to his work meeting, black polo shirt tucked into acid washed banana republic blue jeans and adiddas dad shoes like a good ol boy. (probably the only one that has a job there)

    anyways.. I'm leaving but I need to take a piss really bad because I drank a half gallon of water before going in and I walk into the lobby and open the mens room and some black dude is taking a piss at the urinal (single person bathroom) and I just like any other gont in this situation just turn around and let the door shut and walk several feet back to wait. And this idiot starts yelling at me "You don't fucking knock?" and I say "you dont know how to use the lock, all you do is press it" and the dude opens up the door with his dick still in his other and starts yelling at me YOU FUCKING KNOCK MANE! and so I say "you use the lock thats what its there for, shut the door didn't you want the door shut?"

    He comes out (didn't even wash his hands and probably pissed all over the floor but I'm supposed to knock.. right..) and I walk by him to go into the bathroom and I say "you need to cool it bud" and while I'm taking a piss the gont is still tripping and yelling "PUNK ASS SMART ASS WHYTE BOI DONT NEED TELL ME TO USE A LOCK HE NEEDA KNOCK!" and a bunch of other stuff that I couldn't really make out and the nurses at the front desk are telling him to calm down and he needs to use the lock for everyones safety, and he's still bitching lol. I get out the bathroom and the security gaurd is there trying to chill him down and I say "hey you guys have good day later"

    It's shit like this why people don't like black people, guy was absolutely livid over nothing, should of used a lock

    u should have called him a nigger.
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  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung u should have called him a nigger.

    fucking hilarious lol
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This is the most enthralling story I've ever read about one man accidentally entering a public washroom in which another man was already urinating.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks This is the most enthralling story I've ever read about one man accidentally entering a public washroom in which another man was already urinating.

    I'm pretty sure theres gay porn out there that starts like that
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks This is the most enthralling story I've ever read about one man accidentally entering a public washroom in which another man was already urinating.

    Except that Bill Krozby purposely entered the bathroom, not accidentally. His intent was to enter that bathroom, all along.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung Except that Bill Krozby purposely entered the bathroom, not accidentally. His intent was to enter that bathroom, all along.

    I gathered from his telling of the story that he tried to enter the bathroom in an absolutely normal fashion, but the individual inside had not properly secured the locking mechanism as would be expected.

    It reminds me of this time, back when I was living the #VanLife, and sought out a Tim Hortons one morning near the place I had camped the night prior, and the bathroom lock was broken.

    This dude opened the door... I apologized to him and tried to explain the lock was broken, all while finishing my piss... But he wasn't hearing it and took off.

    A few minutes later this same dude came back, walked into the bathroom as I was leaving it, and loudly exclaimed an expression of surprise as he found himself unable to lock the door.

    Public washrooms are fertile breeding grounds for stories of man pitted against man.
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    Black men are very insecure...if they feel threatened or disrespected in any tiny way they flip out. They lack critical thinking and rationale...a bit like a child really having a little tantrum.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Black men are very insecure…if they feel threatened or disrespected in any tiny way they flip out. They lack critical thinking and rationale…a bit like a child really having a little tantrum.

    depends on the black man really, some whyte girl at mits was talking shit to a bigger black man that worked there and he was totally chill. this guy i dealt with was pretty short and lacked class.

    the gont i dealt with was probably one of those dl bromos that likes "whyte" men. thats why he probably left the bathroom door open lol, ever been to jail? they sag their pants for a reason to show dat asshole!





    plus im not even whyte im a latino
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby depends on the black man really, some whyte girl at mits was talking shit to a bigger black man that worked there and he was totally chill. this guy i dealt with was pretty short and lacked class.

    White girl...had it been a white boy the said negroid would have flipped out.

    Only a bull can challenge a bull, the cows don't matter.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Okay I had to go to Mitt Romneys because I really need the money and figured I'd get up early and go there to get it out of the way before my work meeting. Like I'm pretty low key in public when I'm sober so I'm not trying to make friends or anything especially at this place, but I stand out like a sore thumb because I'm not a cholo / have my baby mammers name tatted on my neck. Just a regular dude about to go to his work meeting, black polo shirt tucked into acid washed banana republic blue jeans and adiddas dad shoes like a good ol boy. (probably the only one that has a job there)

    anyways.. I'm leaving but I need to take a piss really bad because I drank a half gallon of water before going in and I walk into the lobby and open the mens room and some black dude is taking a piss at the urinal (single person bathroom) and I just like any other gont in this situation just turn around and let the door shut and walk several feet back to wait. And this idiot starts yelling at me "You don't fucking knock?" and I say "you dont know how to use the lock, all you do is press it" and the dude opens up the door with his dick still in his other and starts yelling at me YOU FUCKING KNOCK MANE! and so I say "you use the lock thats what its there for, shut the door didn't you want the door shut?"

    He comes out (didn't even wash his hands and probably pissed all over the floor but I'm supposed to knock.. right..) and I walk by him to go into the bathroom and I say "you need to cool it bud" and while I'm taking a piss the gont is still tripping and yelling "PUNK ASS SMART ASS WHYTE BOI DONT NEED TELL ME TO USE A LOCK HE NEEDA KNOCK!" and a bunch of other stuff that I couldn't really make out and the nurses at the front desk are telling him to calm down and he needs to use the lock for everyones safety, and he's still bitching lol. I get out the bathroom and the security gaurd is there trying to chill him down and I say "hey you guys have good day later"

    It's shit like this why people don't like black people, guy was absolutely livid over nothing, should of used a lock

    Great apes.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson White girl…had it been a white boy the said negroid would have flipped out.

    Only a bull can challenge a bull, the cows don't matter.

    the place is all kinds of fucked up, one of the nurses when I first went there and got a prostate exam text me asking me if I wanted to hang out and then ghosted me, she took my blood today and pretended like she didn't even know me but she was gross anyways.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    the mandela effect is real i remember him being dumped in a trash can out front of his parents house and the black garbage men came and saw him.

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Black men are very insecure…if they feel threatened or disrespected in any tiny way they flip out. They lack critical thinking and rationale…a bit like a child really having a little tantrum.

    Black women too.

    Though dey luvz de wite manz
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Black women too.

    Though dey luvz de wite manz

    lol not trying to knock the gont because he's cool but he exclusively bangs black girls just because he hates black guys lmfao

    a lot of black girls like the "whyte" cock they don't call us "honkies" for nothing "beep beep im a jeep"

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks I gathered from his telling of the story that he tried to enter the bathroom in an absolutely normal fashion, but the individual inside had not properly secured the locking mechanism as would be expected.

    It reminds me of this time, back when I was living the #VanLife, and sought out a Tim Hortons one morning near the place I had camped the night prior, and the bathroom lock was broken.

    This dude opened the door… I apologized to him and tried to explain the lock was broken, all while finishing my piss… But he wasn't hearing it and took off.

    A few minutes later this same dude came back, walked into the bathroom as I was leaving it, and loudly exclaimed an expression of surprise as he found himself unable to lock the door.

    Public washrooms are fertile breeding grounds for stories of man pitted against man.

    you cannucks and tim hortons, I'm jelly I want to go try it out
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