Need Suggestions for Home Security

1. 2019-07-17 at 11:21 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I got 3 doors and bunch of windows and a garage out back.
   Want video to see who is at my doors and in my garage.
   Some door chiming things too.
   Any suggestions?
2. 2019-07-17 at 11:29 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   got to home depot for the chiming things, and a camera shop for the cams lol
   
   next thing you're going to be asking us what the best double charmin quilted tp is best the lavender scented one or regular for your bum bum
3. 2019-07-17 at 11:31 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   how do i turn off the stove i feel d
4. 2019-07-17 at 11:33 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   in fona voice "hey gonts is it okay if I wear to different socks today? Sheely hasn't done laundry hehee and I need to get my ass to work"
5. 2019-07-17 at 11:42 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby got to home depot for the chiming things, and a camera shop for the cams lol
   
   next thing you're going to be asking us what the best double charmin quilted tp is best the lavender scented one or regular for your bum bum

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by GGG how do i turn off the stove i feel d

   
   
   
   "HEY STOP LAUGHING GUIZ, SHELL SAYS I'M A BIG BOY NOW AND THAT MEANZ YOU CAN'T BE MEAN TO MEH!"
6. 2019-07-18 at 12:10 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Most people are stupid and put motion detectors everywhere but where it matters. They'll put detectors on the doors, windows, hallways, but they don't put any where the actual valuables are, so the thief simply cuts a hole in the roof or wall and drops straight in to the room with the goods and grabs the loot without even being detected.
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7. 2019-07-18 at 12:12 AM UTC

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   blaster master victim of incest
8. 2019-07-18 at 12:57 AM UTC

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   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I got 3 doors and bunch of windows and a garage out back.
   Want video to see who is at my doors and in my garage.
   Some door chiming things too.
   Any suggestions?

   
   Get things worth protecting first? Your couch has bedbugs, your silverware is over 90% plastic, your girlfriend is COMPLETELY unfuckable. What are you honestly trying to waste money on protecting?
9. 2019-07-18 at 1:04 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Helladamnleet Get things worth protecting first? Your couch has bedbugs, your silverware is over 90% plastic, your girlfriend is COMPLETELY unfuckable. What are you honestly trying to waste money on protecting?

   
   you would know a thing or two about unfuckable gf's, but yeah i was going to say this earlier no one wants to break into arnies place, plus he has a dog, isn't that enough? maybe buy a gun?
   
   arnie doesn't really need advice on how to get a lunch box or whether his gf is a feminist or camera equip he just feelz good that he got out of his moms place, can you blame the gont?
   
   He's like a step above bradly b
10. 2019-07-18 at 1:33 AM UTC

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    Bueno motherfucker
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11. 2019-07-18 at 1:35 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    GET A FIREARM
12. 2019-07-18 at 1:38 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I got 3 doors and bunch of windows and a garage out back.
    Want video to see who is at my doors and in my garage.
    Some door chiming things too.
    Any suggestions?

    
    an ak-47 Will make you feel real fucking secure.
13. 2019-07-18 at 2:03 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The so-called safes these days are as cheap as a tin can. It's just one outer skin of 3/8th-inch cheap steal, then another 2 or 3 inches of concrete, maybe 5 or 6 on some models, and then another thin layer of 3/8th-inch cheap steel. With a simple chisel and hand sledge and hammer, one can be opened in under an hour. If you're going to buy a safe worth anything, you have to spend a good deal of money for the best ones.
14. 2019-07-18 at 2:49 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Are you going to post a picture of your new toilet paper too?
15. 2019-07-18 at 2:55 AM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by WellHung an ak-47 Will make you feel real fucking secure.

    
    Terrible home defense weapon tho. All you need is a .22, and don't listen to people who say they're weak as fuck. They deserve to be shot to death with a .22
    
    "hurrr ud never kill someone"
    
    Shoot yourself in the head fagit
16. 2019-07-18 at 3:10 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by GGG Terrible home defense weapon tho. All you need is a .22, and don't listen to people who say they're weak as fuck. They deserve to be shot to death with a .22
    
    "hurrr ud never kill someone"
    
    Shoot yourself in the head fagit

    
    A .22 is an effective weapon in the right situation. Home defense is not that situation. A .22 can go completely through a modern 3 bedroom family structure. Miss and it goes into and out of the next room with ease, that is if you don't hit another occupant or a pet. A .22 is better suited for a long range headshot if it's a rifle or a close up center mass if it's a pistol. The funny thing about a .22 LR is how they can rattle around before they pop out. The manager of a bar I used to go to got shot in the thigh with a .22 LR round from a pistol. It hit his femur and ended up in his lung.
    
    The best home defense is a short barrel 12 gauge loaded with birdshot. From 10 or 15 feet birdshot will make a complete mess of your assailant if you simply aim for center mass. If you miss (well if you miss with a 12 gauge loaded with birdshot inside your house you should probably not own a firearm} the lead will not be likely to severely injure anyone in an adjacent room. Not to mention the sound a 12 gauge makes when pump a round in the chamber has a chilling effect if you are on the wrong end of it. The Remington 870 is a great choice. You can find a stock one used for $200 - $300 dollars plus they can be highly customized with a huge selction of OEM and aftermarket mods.
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17. 2019-07-18 at 3:50 AM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Wow a real post.
18. 2019-07-18 at 3:52 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by GGG Wow a real post.

    
    I seldom cast my pearls before swine. Or as my granpappy used to say, "Boy, don't never try to teach a pig to sing. Cuz all yer gonna do is frustrate yerself and annoy the hog".
19. 2019-07-18 at 6:08 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'd seriously doubt fona's allowed to own a gun
20. 2019-07-18 at 9:06 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Fona is a paradox of the industry.
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