2019-07-17 at 4:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Signed up?
You are either trolling or stupid
You mean sat in their chair on their fat asses and clicked "Going" (about 33%) or "Interested" (about 66%)? Just look at a local event near you on Failbook. One that you will actually attend. Before leaving to attend check how many people selected going and interested. When you get there the turnout will tell you everything you need to know about this bullshit. Most people who click on going or interested on Failbook won't even drive across town for something that is fun to them. Nobody is going to travel out in the middle of the desert to "storm" a top secret facility guarded by the most powerful military force in the history of humanity after giving that force advanced notice.
English must not be your first language or "context" isn't in your vocabulary..."signed up" in the context of saying you will be at an event doesn't mean you've physically signed something.
WE KNOW IT'S TROLLING...WE ARE ANSWERING HYPOTHETICALLY.
(and there are enough crazy fucks in the world that a FEW will show up).
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2019-07-17 at 4:39 PM UTC
" Nobody is going to travel out in the middle of the desert to "storm" a top secret facility guarded by the most powerful military force in the history of humanity after giving that force advanced notice. "
Crazy fucks are out there everyday looking for UFOs...they'll be there ready just in case the other 999,989 show up.
2019-07-17 at 5:14 PM UTC
THE UNDERESTIMATE HOW BORED WE REALLY ARE
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2019-07-17 at 5:15 PM UTC
Trump would actually give the order to shoot lol.
2019-07-17 at 5:18 PM UTC
GGG
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I kind of hope they do shoot someone just for the drama.
2019-07-17 at 5:29 PM UTC
I was thinking about that recently like say 100,000 people actually showed up and stormed the place and "they" actually shot at and killed all of them before they could get there, what would that say, what would that mean?
In today's news, the government killed 100,000 people trying to do a thing. So many implications.
I also was pondering on the fact that area 51 is probably the fake one and if they were to make it in there it would just be some empty warehouse as in it's a PLOY. area 52 is probably where all the shit is going down.
2019-07-17 at 5:47 PM UTC
IMAGINE NOT RAIDING FORT DETRICK INSTEAD
2019-07-17 at 6:25 PM UTC
ALL THEY NEED IS ONE OF THOSE HIGH PITCHED FREQUENCY MACHINES TO MAKE EVERYONES EARS BLEED AND SOME DAZZLERS
I WOULD RATHER GO BLIND AND LOSE MY HEARING THAN GET SHOT TO DEATH TBH
2019-07-17 at 6:34 PM UTC
Well, it's not like 100k people can sneak on in to A51 without causing a lot of attention and traffic problems along the way. They wouldn't get close enough without military sending reinforcements.
Speaking of Kyles, my roommate has about 5 or 6 different tallboys of Monsters, Rockstars, and specialty Mountain Dews, among others.