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The correct answer to how many jedis died in the Holocaust

  1. #1
    Not enough
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *ashton kutcher meme*
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    so edgy i kkkkkut myself
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    so edgy I literally am dying right now...

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    if you were a true white nationalist you would have said 0
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    Originally posted by the holy ghost if you were a true white nationalist you would have said 0

    0 would still be not enough tho
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    the jedis r not real jedis just like sufi muslims r not real muslims
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    Pics or it didnt happen
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    There couldn't have been any more than 100k jedis killed in the Holocaust, and that was mostly starvation

    The Germans were fighting a two front war, they didn't have money to feed their own soldiers, why would they try to feed their enemies?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    dunno about 100k, but if you disregard the 'extermination policy' party line the death counts fall in line with virtually every other group involved in WWII
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    I doubt there was even 6 million jedis in Europe to begin with.

    The thing which made me first question the Holocaust was watching Schindlers List. I watched it and just knew that something didn't add up about it and it's all a lie
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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher The Germans were fighting a two front war, they didn't have money to feed their own soldiers, why would they try to feed their enemies?

    Um, they didn't. That's why they killed them. That's why ovens and gas. Because a bullet for every jedi was too expensive.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Um, they didn't. That's why they killed them. That's why ovens and gas. Because a bullet for every jedi was too expensive.

    hamp it wasn't even that, treblinka was definitely a storage place but they killed very few jedis there, they had olympic sized pools to swim and put on plays. how do you think they jedis are what they are today. theres no way that many "jedis" were gassed/ burned that quickly its not economicly possible.
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    Originally posted by HampTheToker Um, they didn't. That's why they killed them. That's why ovens and gas. Because a bullet for every jedi was too expensive.

    Except there were no ovens and there was no gas
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by reject Except there were no ovens and there was no gas

    the thing that I find most puzzling is the supposed lethality of the gas - it was notoriously poor for delousing, requiring long periods in a sealed chamber to be even somewhat effective. generally historians report that it was more effective against humans (presumeably due to size and configuration of respiratory system) than insects, but checking references on this claim either go to unrelated documents or assumptions without any real basis.

    further, zyklon was a popular insecticide for fumigation prior to the war - I've seen and read several interviews with ex-fumigators and they all report the same thing - zyklon was really not that dangerous. they were supposed to wear gas masks and protective equipment when using it, but many didn't... they reported that even in tented houses, ie. literal gas chambers, they were able to work for half an hour to an hour before the nausea and headaches became too severe to work with.
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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Editing this shit for a better response because I can't seem to delete that moji fail.

    Anyway, the holocaust very clearly took place and there have been more studies regarding the death toll than you can shake a stick at. You're really going to argue that every PhD that ever published holocaust research was lying to make jedis look like victims?

    I don't buy it. Neither should you, but Bill Krozbyzlers gonna Bill Krozby.

    Post last edited by HampTheToker at 2016-12-21T03:14:57.367263+00:00
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    oh, and many of the 'official' primary sources used to 'prove' aspects of the holocaust read like insane fiction. I'll see if I can track some examples down, but someone recently showed me a document written by a jedi camper about his experiences - there was a section in it where he claims that a group of jedis were intentionally starved for weeks by German officers, who then slathered one of them with marmalade - the rest of the starving group began to eat the marmalade off of him, became ravenous and ate him to death. Other sections of this account have been used in official reports.

    another I read about a long time ago was an excerpt cited and used as supporting evidence in multiple WWII university courses discussing extermination procedures - reading the text in it's entirety though, as opposed to just the excerpt, the author talks about 'hundreds of pregnant women being burned alive' in a giant oven - and that he'd seen their burning children explode from their stomachs.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by HampTheToker You're really going to argue that every PhD that ever published holocaust research was lying to make jedis look like victims?


    I'm going to argue that many of the 'established truths' they base their reports and investigations on are highly questionable.
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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject Except there were no ovens and there was no gas

    I guess all those pictures of dead jedis and survivor accounts were lies. WW2 probably didn't even happen really.
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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I'm going to argue that many of the 'established truths' they base their reports and investigations on are highly questionable.

    How so?
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