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I'm going to get evicted next week from Extended Stay America...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, then im going to live under a strip mall overhang, in front of an abandoned deparment store. Good times. 👍❤
  2. #2
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Is your girlfriend moving with you?
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Erekshun Is your girlfriend moving with you?

    No. She is staying at home with her husband.đź‘Ťđź’ś
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    I bet you wish you saved some of that $5,000 chicken wing money.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice I bet you wish you saved some of that $5,000 chicken wing money.

    wrong poster. I spent my money on rotisserie chickens... not chicken wingsđź‘Ť
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    You said you spent thousands at Wing Stop.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice You said you spent thousands at Wing Stop.

    ur brain is scrambled.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice You said you spent thousands at Wing Stop.

    I thought that was wEiRd SeX.
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    Technologist victim of incest
    No solstice that was someone else. I can’t remember who it was, but it wasn’t Matt!

    What cha gonna do seriously Matt?
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist No solstice that was someone else. I can’t remember who it was, but it wasn’t Matt!

    What cha gonna do seriously Matt?

    Hopefully work up the courage to hang myself.
  11. #11
    Technologist victim of incest
    Matt,
    STFU. You have too much love for life and everything around you, so it’s time to make a plan to move forward. I don’t do well with change either, but you gotta. Get beyond the shock and start your next plan for your life.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Sue them for false advertising. They said is as supposed to be an extended stay.
  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WellHung Hopefully work up the courage to hang myself.

    if you're set on it you should try to go out with a bigger bang than that


    maybe fill the bathtub with concrete, lie in it and shoot yourself in the head - they'll never be able to rent out that room again.

    even if you don't plan on killing yourself filling their bathtub and toilets with cement sounds pretty funny to me
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra if you're set on it you should try to go out with a bigger bang than that


    maybe fill the bathtub with concrete, lie in it and shoot yourself in the head - they'll never be able to rent out that room again.

    even if you don't plan on killing yourself filling their bathtub and toilets with cement sounds pretty funny to me

    Man. Without the gunshot. Iamagine eating and drinking a huge feast and then cementing yourself in a bathtub, somewhere alone where nobody could hear your inevitable desperate screams for help, your shit and your piss unable to exit, backing up inside you, the complete feeling of helplessness, claustrophobia, regret.. slowly waiting to either starve to death or die from an internal infection from your backed up slew of feces. No way to change your mind. No way out.

    I just decided I'm gonna do that to someone at some point. But I'll let them live so it'll just be more of a silly little prank when it's all said and done.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

    Timeless classic. I'm familiar. :)
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