Fona's Super Sober Sunday feat. Shit

1. 2019-07-14 at 9:40 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Afternoon partners.
   Hope everyone is doing amazing today.
   Currently it is 5:30 pm and I'm sitting in shit at my house doing a puzzle and listening to smooth jazz.
   Shit my pants earlier for the first time today while sitting on my new couch watching tv.
   I think it was just one of last night's greasy pepperoni and mushroom pizza turds. Has to throw out that pair and take a shower.
   
   
   
   
   Then I was trying to buy a bag to smoke and when I got up to put my shoes on it happened again.
   I tried to wash it off with my bidet but I turnt it up way to high and all I did was blast shit everywhere.
   It was like giving myself an enema with a super soaker.
   I started to stand but it was like Niagara Falls suddenly got redirected out of my anus.
   
   Anyways...
   Now I'm just chilling here literally covered in shit doing my puzzle while listening to smooth jazz.
   
   
2. 2019-07-14 at 11:30 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Making progress on the puzzle.
   Haven't capped my pants anymore.
   I think I can shower now with the hope I won't have another accident today.
   
   
3. 2019-07-15 at 12:21 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I'm jumping in the shower.
   My stomach full.
4. 2019-07-15 at 12:43 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fona, does your girlfriend know you have hepatitis and if so does she care? Do you guys use condoms or...?
5. 2019-07-15 at 12:43 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Do you have hep C? There's a cure for that now. Go get the cure.
6. 2019-07-15 at 12:56 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   She knows I got it.
   I have an appt next month to hopeful start the process of getting the antidote.
7. 2019-07-15 at 2:07 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I got my first 2 peices matched up!
   
   
   
   It's about to start going fast now.
   
   I also completed a soduku puzzle and started on another.
   
   
   
   
   
   Watched a couple episodes of That 70's Show, listened to some more jazz and now I'm watcwatching Tool Time.
   
   Chelle will be home soon (with grocies) so life will soon be really good.
   
   
8. 2019-07-15 at 2:10 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   tim's house is sooooo nice.
9. 2019-07-15 at 2:13 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by A College Professor tim's house is sooooo nice.

   
   Yeah it is.
10. 2019-07-15 at 2:20 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    what happened in the episode? al is such a square
11. 2019-07-15 at 2:29 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
12. 2019-07-15 at 2:32 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by A College Professor what happened in the episode? al is such a square

    
    Tim gave away a swingset Jill was really fond of. Then he got it back but had to build a new one for the kid who bought Jill's swingset.
    
    Then some sexist tool time stuff about women supervisors.
    And women in counstruction.
    
    Tim looked like a pig.
    Women looked superior.
    
    AL never seen a swingset with an outboard motor till he met Tim.
13. 2019-07-15 at 2:41 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    LOL, ohhhhh Tim. 💪
14. 2019-07-15 at 4:22 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Just ate a bowl of blueberry cheerios.
    
    And some apple juice.