Do you think you'll ever commit a robbery?

1. 2016-12-20 at 4:39 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   or...a break in?
2. 2016-12-20 at 5 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Not ever again but I certainly have. There's a common misconception that most burglars like to break into your house at night while you're sleeping, but the truth is most burglars break into your house during the day when you're not home, and by break in I mean open the unlocked front door or more commonly the back screen door.
3. 2016-12-20 at 5:36 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   unlikely, but it's hard to rule something like that out if you get desperate enough
4. 2016-12-20 at 6:04 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I only rob drug dealers.
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5. 2016-12-20 at 7:23 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Last time I did a robbery, was when this girl down the street made me give her key to her place back. I literally walked thru her back door sat down on her couch and smoked her weed and petted her cat, and stole 2 codeines and a few capsules of her mushrooms and some quarters for laundry.
6. 2016-12-20 at 7:59 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I would have taken all the appliances plus copper pipes
7. 2016-12-20 at 8:14 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^meh, its still a work in progress if you know what I mean.
8. 2016-12-20 at 3:01 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   nah, i'll just make $$$ the legit way
9. 2016-12-20 at 3:04 PM UTC

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   star90 Yung Blood

   Originally posted by greenplastic nah, i'll just make $$$ the legit way

   
   so you're implying robbery isn't "legit"? yeah okay..