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One day common denominator is going to strap a bomb to his chest and go to a shopping mall...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, that's really the only reason he made the long haul. Better mind your p's and q's, hodgie... the Feds are watching you.
  2. #2
    Bet my money on a stupid horse, I lost that
    So I ran down to the track to get my cash back
    I just gotta leave this place with a big bag
    So I found the fuckin' jockey and I grabbed that (Pick it up!)
    Pushed him down to the ground and I punched him in his face (In his face!)
    Yeah, I stole his phone, that put him in his place (In his place!)
    Me and the horse, we ran out of the place (The place!)
    Then we took that horse back to my place
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  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Thanks for tak8ng care of the horse. I appreciate that.👍
  4. #4
    Originally posted by WellHung Thanks for tak8ng care of the horse. I appreciate that.👍

    i gave him some apples and oats lmao such a stereotypical horse he loves that shit
  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WellHung hodgie

    did you mean hajji
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  6. #6
    LOL @ hodgie
  7. #7
    that is literally the most white thing i have ever seen
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra did you mean hajji

    i meant ur stinkin' precious and adorable and I can't wait until I get the invite to New South Wales.
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