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Would you rather die all alone, or along with a bunch of other people?
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2016-12-19 at 9:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Also I want to die alone. I've put non negligible amount of thought into balancing level of pain and amount of attention a death would draw. Most the painless options require someone having a really bad day, shooting yourself, jumping off a building, hanging, they all involve someone else finding a corpse, informing your family, and someone having to clean up a dead body. Jumping off the bridge on a falling tide might work but I'd probably still end up washing up somewhere. You'd think with all it's free market libertarianism silicon valley would have found a way to offer a service whereby one's own corpse could be disposed of discreetly but I guess there just isn't an app for that. Checkmate elon musk
I've always said I'd get my windows tinted, drive 500 miles away and shoot myself and leave a note saying that there is a dead body in the car and to call the appropriate authorities -
2016-12-19 at 1:27 PM UTCI cant die.
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2016-12-19 at 3:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Stop following me around, weirdo.
Fuck you. You can't tell me what to do you're not my dead father! -
2016-12-19 at 10:57 PM UTCI would like to die in and old west gun slinging duel. After i get blasted i wanna look up at the blue sky and stare into the sun as i feel the blood slowly pour out of me.
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2016-12-19 at 10:59 PM UTCu dont never die when they bery u than wen ur buried thare is a conveyor and ur bod gets regen by the govtThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-24 at 11:33 AM UTCI’ve always thought it would be rather romantic to slit your wrists with someone.
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2016-12-24 at 2:31 PM UTCYOu will all die before me.
