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I would do anything for butthole
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2019-07-11 at 6:04 PM UTCI need to get some pelt, like really bad I've only had sex twice in the last 30 or so days and it was just blow jobs. I was so fucking horny last night, dick all hard, balls tight and full so I decided to spank it to that atlas genius video where you see this girls ass wrapped in tight jeans walking down the street at night.. but couldn't find it.. maybe they redid the video? I thought it was that one "if so" if anyone can find it I'd appreciate it.
I would even buy privacycunt 50 dollar in panties to get laid, at the time she propositioned me I didn't give a fuck to do it but now I totally would. I would even lie to a woman saying I'm a proud male feminist if I know it would be a real panty dropper. Gonts?
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2019-07-11 at 6:31 PM UTCHey, Bill Krozby. /waves
How's the job coming along?
Be patient.. you'll make friends with the peeps at work, and you'll soon be getting the, "after work" drinks/hook-up going on.👍
*why is when I type K r o z turning to Bill Krozby?
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2019-07-11 at 6:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Firekrochfatty Hey, Bill Krozby. /waves
How's the job coming along?
Be patient.. you'll make friends with the peeps at work, and you'll soon be getting the, "after work" drinks/hook-up going on.👍
*why is when I type K r o z turning to Bill Krozby?
*pft. so dumb lanny
because I challenged him to a live weigh in and didn't show up to it because I already know he's way fatter than me.
but yeah the job is coming along fine, the mgmt still doesn't know when we're going to open as there still doing construction on the building and people are quitting / newer people playing catch up.
the girls that work in the kitchen are very dykish and the ones I work up with at front of husbands except the black chick im cool with but im not into black girls -
2019-07-11 at 6:58 PM UTCare they 'dykish' looking or 'dykish' acting? I'd say you could still hit the "tomboyish" ones. just my opinion, tho. lmao
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2019-07-11 at 7:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Firekrochfatty are they 'dykish' looking or 'dykish' acting? I'd say you could still hit the "tomboyish" ones. just my opinion, tho. lmao
both, the kind that will try to take your gf in a gay bar. I introduced myself to one of the girls in the kitchen because they are going to cross train me there and she was like "THE NAMES BROOKES!" in a very gruff voice and looked really rough and had no makeup on.
there completely different than the girls that work up at the front
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2019-07-11 at 7:10 PM UTCif butthole is all you want fuck a fag.
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2019-07-11 at 7:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby both, the kind that will try to take your gf in a gay bar. I introduced myself to one of the girls in the kitchen because they are going to cross train me there and she was like "THE NAMES BROOKES!" in a very gruff voice and looked really rough and had no makeup on.
there completely different than the girls that work up at the front
just start calling her Le'mon... as a little pet name. it's what I would do... then laugh at the little 'inside joke' every time you walked away.
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2019-07-11 at 7:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker if butthole is all you want fuck a fag.
I also said "pelt". And I can't bring myself to fucking a dude. Asshole isn't just asshole, its what its connected to. If I really wanted to fuck a fag all i'd have to do is walk out to the bus stop or go to barflys. I went to barflys awhile back and I was outside smoking a cigarette and this biker dude came out and we started smoking some good bud and he started talking about how he's a top for the most part but he'd be willing to let me screw him and I was like nah im cool and he was like I'll give you a couple oz's of this stuff i was just like im fine and left -
2019-07-11 at 7:38 PM UTCWould you like a butthole? And if so when is the last time you have eaten female ass?
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2019-07-11 at 7:38 PM UTC^^ not funny.
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2019-07-11 at 8 PM UTC
Originally posted by Wariat Would you like a butthole? And if so when is the last time you have eaten female ass?
like 6 years ago first and only time i've ever done it, I had just got out of jail after six days for a dwi sentence. I had my bhole eaten out a couple times one of them was because I gave her and I some ghb and I ent up getting g tarded and was throwing up in the toilet and she did it to calm me down (i don't react well to ghb) ent up getting kicked out of my apartment because I was screaming and the apartment manager came up to my place (my friend gave me g because I was tripping out from being up a couple days) and she came into my place and I was rolling around moaning and she was like "wtf is he on?" and my friend was like "he's just drunk" and she was like no way.
luckily he told the paramedics to give me a shot of ativan and took my keys from me and picked me up at the hospital. I was so out of it I thought I was in longview texas and the doctors were so annoyed they just were like "yeah you're in longview" -
2019-07-11 at 8:01 PM UTCI'm convinced there's supernatural forces at play. Whenever I plan anything or TRY I never get some. The wild, most intense sexual experiences have always just "landed" on my lap.
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2019-07-11 at 8:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by Wariat Would you like a butthole? And if so when is the last time you have eaten female ass?
like 6 years ago first and only time i've ever done it, I had just got out of jail after six days for a dwi sentence. I had my bhole eaten out a couple times one of them was because I gave her and I some ghb and I ent up getting g tarded and was throwing up in the toilet and she did it to calm me down (i don't react well to ghb) ent up getting kicked out of my apartment because I was screaming and the apartment manager came up to my place (my friend gave me g because I was tripping out from being up a couple days) and she came into my place and I was rolling around moaning and she was like "wtf is he on?" and my friend was like "he's just drunk" and she was like no way.
luckily he told the paramedics to give me a shot of ativan and took my keys from me and picked me up at the hospital. I was so out of it I thought I was in longview texas and the doctors were so annoyed they just were like "yeah you're in longview.." first thing I did when I got out of the hospital after having a catheter crammed up my dickhole was ask my friend for more tekken. I was a hot mess.
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2019-07-11 at 8:02 PM UTCOne of the riskier things I can think of is hoping for safe passage on an ass eating journey with someone who has recently been throwing up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-11 at 8:03 PM UTC
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2019-07-11 at 8:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby like 6 years ago first and only time i've ever done it, I had just got out of jail after six days for a dwi sentence. I had my bhole eaten out a couple times one of them was because I gave her and I some ghb and I ent up getting g tarded and was throwing up in the toilet and she did it to calm me down (i don't react well to ghb) ent up getting kicked out of my apartment because I was screaming and the apartment manager came up to my place (my friend gave me g because I was tripping out from being up a couple days) and she came into my place and I was rolling around moaning and she was like "wtf is he on?" and my friend was like "he's just drunk" and she was like no way.
luckily he told the paramedics to give me a shot of ativan and took my keys from me and picked me up at the hospital. I was so out of it I thought I was in longview texas and the doctors were so annoyed they just were like "yeah you're in longview"
For me, i odmt know what happened but I like started doing it to almost every chick once ive done it once or twice. Also, many of them shoved me there or out pressur epn me. Pressure dme and I always fold under pressure. Plus, in Poland theya re super demanding and egoistical when it comes to sex. One chick straight up told me you have to be selfish when it comes to bed here. -
2019-07-11 at 8:09 PM UTCThe crazy thing is I went to this club in warsaw on mazowiecka street which is like red light district of warsaw during this pub cral once and ended up kicking it with this asian nurse and getting her dirnks and her inviting me to her place. We got naked in her bed and never fuked but she sucked my dick and as i started eating her out she gently rolled my face down to her ass. My friend thinks she is a man kor tranny though. I still dont know. I may post some pics soon I think I mentioned it on here.
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2019-07-11 at 8:14 PM UTCAlso, th sexond one in this pic thread that I created I ate her ass and she kind of also made me do it put pressure on me. I think it was because during our facebook messanging sessions iI mentioned ho i was willing once:
https://niggasin.space/thread/41372?p=1#post-797605 -
2019-07-11 at 8:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ One of the riskier things I can think of is hoping for safe passage on an ass eating journey with someone who has recently been throwing up.
ghb is actually a human growth hormone and good for you, how do you think so many tekken heads are built. Girls who eat ass are probably just closet dykes pretending its a coochie
I had a neighbor who was legally prescribed ghb but she was riding a scooter and broke her leg, but she probably had it coming.
to me it feels more like gabapentin/ hydrocodone. than straight up alcohol -
2019-07-11 at 8:21 PM UTC
my neighbor and I were planning a party but it didn't happen, the gont was literally pulled out of his place and was kicking and screaming "IM NOT GOING DOWN FOR THAT IDIOT.." and they were like "YOU"RE COMING WITH US, WOOFY WANTS SOME DIN DIN ON YOUR NUTS, FAGGOT"
I run outside to see whats up and these 2 gonts in plain clothes are pulling him away to a garabage truck with little windows and cop lights and theres all these bodies in there chained up with Iv's just motionless, with some kinda v2k speaker yelling "GET THEM OFF DRUGS, GET THEM OFF DRUGS!" over and over, I yell at the 2 gonts "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING!" and one of them yells back
"WE'RE GETTING HIM OFF DRUGS, IDIOT!" haven't seen him since.
But at that point I was really scared and called my friend Mario to pick me up and take me to the next town over, but he wasn't having it he was like "I don't know who these people are and what you're dealing with man I can't do it"
