Best conspiracy theories

1. 2019-07-09 at 6:11 AM UTC

   #121
   

   toz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL If only the underaged victims know he has an egg-shaped dick, and he does have an egg-shaped dick, that would mean they are all telling the truth.

   
   Maybe Unrelated but doesn't Lanny also have an egg shaped dick?
2. 2019-07-10 at 6:01 PM UTC

   #122
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL If only the underaged victims know he has an egg-shaped dick, and he does have an egg-shaped dick, that would mean they are all telling the truth.

   
   that only means they shared the open urinals or baths at least once.
3. 2019-07-10 at 6:02 PM UTC

   #123
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by toz Maybe Unrelated but doesn't Lanny also have an egg shaped dick?

   
   Pretty sure it's super long with a giant mushroom head.
4. 2019-07-10 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #124
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Spectral = retarded faggot nigger
5. 2019-07-10 at 10 PM UTC

   #125
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   so when someone has an egg shaped dick, is it the more pointy end that attaches to the body or the more rounded end?
   
   asking for a friend
   
   
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6. 2019-07-10 at 11:20 PM UTC

   #126
   

   toz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by NARCassist so when someone has an egg shaped dick, is it the more pointy end that attaches to the body or the more rounded end?
   
   asking for a friend
   
   
   .

   
   It's the new meme for Epstein because while being investigated and in an interrogation room or by a reporter (I forget which) they said multiple girls gave the same description of his penis. it was about 3 inches small and egg shape on the bottom and a little tiny tip at the top" I think I quoted that right.
   
   Then Epstein starts unplugging his lapel mic?
   
   He was smiling and almost laughing and just transitioned into rage face and walked off.
   
   
   I'm almost creeped out by the description of this thing of his. like it's going to turn into a Russian Nest Egg. x_x
7. 2019-07-10 at 11:22 PM UTC

   #127
   

   toz African Astronaut
   this might be it.
   
   
   
8. 2019-07-10 at 11:25 PM UTC

   #128
   

   toz African Astronaut
   Oh.. adjourned? my bad.
   
   
   He shouldn't of started off with asking about him having an egg shaped penis.
   
   conspiracy thought in mind.. this was all scripted to allow him to get off easy the first time?
9. 2019-07-11 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #129
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by NARCassist so when someone has an egg shaped dick, is it the more pointy end that attaches to the body or the more rounded end?
   
   asking for a friend
   
   
   .

   
   Skinny on both ends and fat in the middle.
10. 2019-07-11 at 12:12 AM UTC

    #130
    

    toz African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Skinny on both ends and fat in the middle.

    
    that sounds like the description of a turnip. or perhaps a ginger root.
11. 2019-07-11 at 12:13 AM UTC

    #131
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by toz that sounds like the description of a turnip. or perhaps a ginger root.

    
    Well, that's how the minors described Epstein's penis.
12. 2019-07-11 at 12:17 AM UTC

    #132
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by toz this might be it.
    
    
    

    
    Very clever. They get the lawyer to push a question they already know will get the deposition shut down, and then they do exactly that. Makes Epstein look like the victim, plus he can skip out of testifying as the hero of the story. Ingenious. But then again, these filthy pieces of shit know all the tricks.
13. 2019-07-11 at 12:18 AM UTC

    #133
    

    toz African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Very clever. They get the lawyer to push a question they already know will get the deposition shut down, and then they do exactly that. Makes Epstein look like the victim, plus he can skip out of testifying as the hero of the story. Ingenious. But then again, these filthy pieces of shit know all the tricks.

    
    So his own attorney did this or a DA?
14. 2019-07-11 at 12:20 AM UTC

    #134
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by toz So his own attorney did this or a DA?

    
    Whoever he wanted to do it
15. 2019-07-11 at 12:26 AM UTC

    #135
    

    toz African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Whoever he wanted to do it

    
    That's about right. we can just lock the thread and sticky it for future generations to experience. nothing more need adding.
16. 2019-07-11 at 12:36 AM UTC

    #136
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by toz So his own attorney did this or a DA?

    
    I think they used the attorney for one of the victims.
17. 2019-07-11 at 12:38 AM UTC

    #137
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by toz That's about right. we can just lock the thread and sticky it for future generations to experience. nothing more need adding.

    
    Halls of justice painted green, money talking
18. 2019-07-11 at 12:42 AM UTC

    #138
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Everything you see is staged. Everything you hear is a lie.
19. 2019-07-11 at 12:57 AM UTC

    #139
    

    toz African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Everything you see is staged. Everything you hear is a lie.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Halls of justice painted green, money talking

    
    I think both of these speak the same message with different perspectives of viewing the box.
20. 2019-07-11 at 1:45 PM UTC

    #140
    hoebiee Yung Blood
    operation high jump
    operation fishbowl
    montauck projects
    project paper clip
    and why did werner von braun have a flat earth bible quote on his grave