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using python to give myself an A in math class

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    ???
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    1. Obtain python.
    2. Train it to be aggressive.
    3. Hide it in the teacher's lounge.
    4. Wait patiently for your teacher to enter the teacher's lounge.
    5. Lock them in and tell them you won't release them until they change your grade to an A.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Do you recommend python 2.0ft or 3.0ft?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG Do you recommend python 2.0ft or 3.0ft?

    Hold out for a 4 footer. I hear such a python is lurking just around the corner.

    But be prepared for a battle between three overzealous camps. People take the length of their snakes very personally.

    (Also, I think I might have just accidentally stumbled into a triple entendre..?)
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    Admin African Astronaut
    Bride the teacher with some Java.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Admin Bride the teacher with some Java.

    Gonna bring her an Apple tomorrow
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  7. #7
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Use a colt python
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick Use a colt python

    No >:(
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