I got cleared to go to mars

1. 2019-07-08 at 11:09 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   I'm starting a brewery there called RED PLANET which will be distrubuted on Mars and Earth, and allow me to live an extravagant Martian lifestyle.
2. 2019-07-08 at 11:11 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   On mars rape will be encouraged because more humans is always a good thing.
3. 2019-07-08 at 11:58 PM UTC

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   Admin African Astronaut
   Lucky.
4. 2019-07-09 at 1:02 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I've been cleared to go to wenus(heh heh heh) but we need a cheaper source of materials for balloons in order for me to found cloud city there.
5. 2019-07-09 at 1:04 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Call me when you get there. I know all of the best spots.
6. 2019-07-09 at 1:17 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   A select bunch of very wealthy people have already signed up for the first manned landing on Mars. They've paid about $250,000 each to be given a limited amount of supplies, basic shelter tools, rationed foodstuffs, and some other survival implements, flown to their destination by rocket, and have each agreed to be willingly/voluntarily marooned there to start their new lives and form the first human martian colony.
7. 2019-07-09 at 1:37 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   id like a,sample plz
8. 2019-07-09 at 2:04 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by WellHung id like a,sample plz

   
   This is your sample Martian rock.
   
   
9. 2019-07-10 at 9:31 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL This is your sample Martian rock.
   
   

   
   Specs If that were a terrestrial rock, I would describe it as igneous.