I hate christmas. It's the worst holiday there is. It's always cold and miserable and there's barely any daylight during the winter anyways. I hate christmas songs and movies, shopping, the christmas spirit. It's all a bunch of straight up horseshit and I can't wait until like February when I don't have to deal with winter or holidays anymore.
a couple christmas's ago, I had been hanging out with this girl for a month prior to xmas, and she invited me to xmas eve dinner with her family and then to go to lutheran church service at 11pm lol.
I felt kinda strange going to meet her entire family considering I'd only hung out with her a handful of times, she asked me that her dad wanted to know what kind of beer I drink, and to be courteous I said "oh ill just drink whatever he drinks.." and she said "he doesnt drink" so i went ahead and told her what I want.
She picked me up and took me to her parents place, and it was really nice there, but I started to feel awkward and out of place because her grandfather and her dad were being passive agressive basically calling a piece shit. Her dad even said "yeah samantha tends to like weird looking gay guys" and I was getting pissed but kept my cool cause if i blew my shit I wouldn't have a ride home lol.
So i drank all the beers and her and i went to watch tv and she laid on the couch and put her head on my lap and was nuzzling my cock with her face discretely infront of her family while they opened presents and I was like "uurrrgle and started getting a boner"
long story short I started laughing at church and couldnt stop and ent up boning her up the ass at like 1 am xmas day.
