stand up comedy is absolute trash

1. 2019-07-05 at 12:23 PM UTC

   #81
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III once you do heroin that sickness is within you forever

   
   for real? That's one of the few I've managed to avoid.
2. 2019-07-05 at 12:25 PM UTC

   #82
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Opiates take real effort to get into because the shit with no tolerance is so different
3. 2019-07-05 at 1:04 PM UTC

   #83
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by WellHung for real? That's one of the few I've managed to avoid.

   
   yeah well i chose not to manage to avoid, i chose something else.
   
   
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4. 2019-07-05 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #84
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Yeah opiates turn you into a real piece of shit apparently.
5. 2019-07-05 at 2:18 PM UTC

   #85
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   lol, "i chose not to manage to avoid" is one of the most creative ways to describe being a junkie i've ever heard
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   • Common De-mominator, 
   • kroz, 
   • GGG, 
   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2019-07-05 at 3:39 PM UTC

   #86
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Doug stanhope and alex jones are way funnier
   
   
   
   oh yeah and fuck jo rogan
7. 2019-07-05 at 4:07 PM UTC

   #87
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Alex Jones always gives me a good laugh
8. 2019-07-05 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #88
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by GGG Alex Jones always gives me a good laugh

   
   
9. 2019-07-05 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #89
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   One of my favourite bits
   
   
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   • Semiazas
10. 2019-07-05 at 4:37 PM UTC

    #90
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator One of my favourite bits
    
    

    
    they don't call you th ecommon de noimnator for nothin, chicken fucka
11. 2019-07-05 at 7:06 PM UTC

    #91
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby they don't call you th ecommon de noimnator for nothin, chicken fucka

    
    Yeah the highest common denominator.
12. 2019-07-05 at 7:12 PM UTC

    #92
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Yeah the highest common denominator.

    
    Even though you spelled it wrongly in your username.👍❤
13. 2019-07-05 at 7:26 PM UTC

    #93
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III lol, "i chose not to manage to avoid" is one of the most creative ways to describe being a junkie i've ever heard

    
    And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
    
    
    
    can't believe none of you got that reference tbh
    
    
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14. 2019-07-05 at 8 PM UTC

    #94
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Care to name them for us?

    
    frankie boyle
    jimmy carr
    mickey flanagan
    frank skinner
    stewart lee
    sean locke
    russell howard
    ricky gervais
    
    
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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
15. 2019-07-05 at 8:08 PM UTC

    #95
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by NARCassist frankie boyle
    jimmy carr
    mickey flanagan
    frank skinner
    stewart lee
    sean locke
    russell howard
    ricky gervais
    
    
    .

    
    God literally none of them are funny.
    
    Only one i can think of is karl pilkington but you're more laughing at him than with him. And he couldn't pull off standup.
16. 2019-07-05 at 8:49 PM UTC

    #96
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by GGG God literally none of them are funny.
    
    Only one i can think of is karl pilkington but you're more laughing at him than with him. And he couldn't pull off standup.

    
    lol, like a fat faggot would know funny
    
    also guys, remember what i said about intelligent comedy? somebody^ obvs don't get it, lol.
    
    
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17. 2019-07-05 at 8:52 PM UTC

    #97
    WellHung Black Hole
    No one compares to George Carlin. RIP. ❤
18. 2019-07-05 at 9:11 PM UTC

    #98
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    §m£ÂgØL gets easily offended like most faggots
    
    
    
    
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19. 2019-07-05 at 9:16 PM UTC

    #99
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist
    
    
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    • GGG
20. 2019-07-05 at 11:10 PM UTC

    #100
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist frankie boyle
    jimmy carr
    mickey flanagan
    frank skinner
    stewart lee
    sean locke
    russell howard
    ricky gervais
    
    
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    Will check them out after work