Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
[impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
Originally posted by DietPiano
America the beautiful is the only country that matters more than 40%, and it matters by 100%. That's a lot of percents.
I'm working a couple hours, might donate plasma too, and then take care of some business and chill, and then watch fireworks works for 30-45 mins and be back home by curfew. Maybe buy some bottlerockets and roman candles too since we have some crappy ones legal here instead of none like my last place.
I went to the fireworks and asks the cute little 9 yr old where the roman candles are and she's like, oh sorry, anything that shoots into the air is illegal here.
Those fucking niggers. Actually the folks back home unillegalized them like 2 years ago so I actually got cucked by moving here and wisconsin is no better SADHFASDHFASDFASKLDFLHA'SDLFNOI'RFJN;OREFAERF
Originally posted by HTS
I was gonna order delivery McDicks (burgers, to celebrate Burger Day) but scron made me feel guilty because delivery is expensive. So now I'm not doing that.
Troll poast. A big mac "value" meal is like 2 dollars cheaper than a full service restaurant burger fries and drink. Not that there's anything wrong with Mcdonalds, there isn't, but I can't see why you get that delivered rather than anywhere else. The appeal of mcdonalds is that its fast, which doesnt matter with delivery.
Originally posted by GGG
Okay for real tho what the fuck. Bill Krozby was just saying he was sleeping in a sleeping bag because he couldn't afford to wash his sheets. He's going to end up spending all his money again like he probably does every paycheck lol.
I went to the plasma center today and my friend that came over last night gave me a few bucks for fourth of July. And I get paid tomorrow and I get the pizza half off since my friend who I worked there with is now the mgmt.
At least I'm not spending it I. Heroin like some peoples kids .
I'm lonely and alone on 4th July I can't just buy a modest medium gluten free pie for five dollars?
I coulda donated plasma except I dont think I could have cuz theyre probably closed today lol, so I bought groceries instead and chugged a quarter gallon of chocolate milk unintentionally and stopped myself and wondered if I was gonna throw up later.. Thankfully I didn't.
I thought about buying a little caesars pizza because they have a coupon for free crazy bread with any pizza, but idk Im pretty full after those 800 calories of comilk.
Originally posted by DietPiano
I coulda donated plasma except I dont think I could have cuz theyre probably closed today lol, so I bought groceries instead and chugged a quarter gallon of chocolate milk unintentionally and stopped myself and wondered if I was gonna throw up later.. Thankfully I didn't.
I thought about buying a little caesars pizza because they have a coupon for free crazy bread with any pizza, but idk Im pretty full after those 800 calories of comilk.
Dtttrbpf?
You could of called the place to see if they were open
I had a small get-together barbecue with my boys and their gramps, had rounds and rounds and rounds of water gun fights with them, scraped my left knee because my oldest son squirt water in my eye with perfect accuracy as i was chasing him; he cried thinking he had murdered me or something. Picked him up, kissed him on the cheek and said, hey, stiffen up that upper lip and wipe those tears soldier, be strong like daddy. I made a funny face to help cheer him up as the ice cream truck swung by. So i waved for them to pull over, bought him one as well as my other son. We ate as we sat in front of our gramps front porch smelling that good ol charcoal grill of beef. It moments like that I would always cherish. Now after eating a few chicken empanadas and burgers and watching a few fireworks, this old man is laying in his bed and about to rest his eyes after a memorable and safe holiday. Today was pretty awesome.
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I had some nice pain pills with my morning coffee, Then i went out and skidded logs out of my woods and cleared another 30x30' area. Then i hauled soil from the front yard to the backyard and filled raised beds then planted 47 more hemp plants.
My yard is crazy looking with over 150 hemp plants growing everywhere
Today, I made over $500 cash, over $300 in gift cards, ate some Indian buffet, and now I'm at the Riverfront Park in Portland to watch some firework show.
I'm sitting in one of those fold out chairs that I got for free via abracadabra magic some years ago. First time using it. It's been sitting in my truck.
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victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Originally posted by Admin
Today, I made over $500 cash, over $300 in gift cards, ate some Indian buffet, and now I'm at the Riverfront Park in Portland to watch some firework show.
I'm sitting in one of those fold out chairs that I got for free via abracadabra magic some years ago. First time using it. It's been sitting in my truck.