I should have bought a smoke bomb to throw on the roof of the restaurant today.

1. 2019-07-04 at 9:48 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   ..just to keep in my back pocket if it gets too busy. That's what I'd do if i had some balls anyway.
   
   Speakin of smoke bombs I should probably buy some tommrow before the fireworks tents are gone. I could probably use those if there is ever a swarm of bees outside or an apocylypse or something.