hiring instagram thots to do shit

1. 2019-07-02 at 12:41 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   how do i do this? i got some money burning a hole in my pocket so i want to pay random thots to do stupid shit like walk into walls and eat raw steak
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊
2. 2019-07-02 at 12:43 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   You couldn't afford
3. 2019-07-02 at 12:43 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
4. 2019-07-02 at 12:43 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   i'm gonna pull up to the motel 6 with like 8 random whores and beat the shit out of mattchew
5. 2019-07-02 at 12:43 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country You couldn't afford

   
   actually i'm about to be rich
6. 2019-07-02 at 12:45 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III actually i'm about to be rich

   
   In other words you're currently poor
7. 2019-07-02 at 12:49 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I know an instagram thot that will do anything for money
   
   http://www.5starhdporn.com/video/589/jessy-fucks-robot-dick
   
   
8. 2019-07-02 at 2:19 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nobody is gonna have sex with shit for you. Sorey mate.
9. 2019-07-02 at 9:44 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country You couldn't afford

   
   women are pretty easy to manipulate if they like you enough
10. 2019-07-02 at 9:45 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby women are pretty easy to manipulate if they like you enough

    
    People who get to know me don't generally "like" me like they "like" someone like you.
11. 2019-07-02 at 9:46 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I heard that song thats what i like about you today and I thought to myself thats what I hate about matchew yayaya yayaya ayayayay yayayayay ayyayay ayayayaya yayaya
    
    
12. 2019-07-02 at 9:55 PM UTC

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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    the easiest way to manipulate women is literally by making them cum. then they will fall in love with you.
13. 2019-07-02 at 10 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III the easiest way to manipulate women is literally by making them cum. then they will fall in love with you.

    
    yeah you can tell the look they give you after you sploo on their face when their showering with you afterwards
14. 2019-07-03 at 9:56 AM UTC

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    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    making naked girls eat raw chicken to get salmonella is now a fetid
15. 2019-07-03 at 11 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    http://tagthesponsor.com/