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stand up comedy is absolute trash
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2019-06-30 at 8:29 PM UTCStand up is one of those forms of media where everything but the high end stuff is basically shit. Or at least your standards rise a lot more easily if you watch the good stuff. Comedians like Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle will have me dying. But even A or B tier comedians are usually only somewhat funny at best. Some big names are real shit. For example Bert Kreischer is fucking shit.
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2019-06-30 at 10:12 PM UTC
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2019-06-30 at 10:58 PM UTCIt's atmosphere ..Keeping a vibe going strong .. it's just comedy.. don't analyze it to death.. it's even funny when they botch the setup or punchline
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2019-06-30 at 11:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by Common De-mominator Stand up is one of those forms of media where everything but the high end stuff is basically shit. Or at least your standards rise a lot more easily if you watch the good stuff. Comedians like Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle will have me dying. But even A or B tier comedians are usually only somewhat funny at best. Some big names are real shit. For example Bert Kreischer is fucking shit.
>Lists two of the most annoying comedians ever -
2019-07-01 at 12:04 AM UTC
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2019-07-01 at 8:40 AM UTCWell if your gonna limit yourself to american comics then expect disappointment.
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2019-07-01 at 10:43 AM UTCBritish comedy is dogshit, fuck you. You have like 4 decent comedians.
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2019-07-01 at 10:50 AM UTC
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2019-07-01 at 12:23 PM UTCI would imagine it's a pretty hard job, getting up in front of a room full of complete strangers and trying to make them laugh/entertain them would be quite daunting I imagine.
Even the terrible ones should be given the respect for at least trying rather than heckling at them as some low brow folk do.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-01 at 12:59 PM UTC
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2019-07-01 at 1:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I would imagine it's a pretty hard job, getting up in front of a room full of complete strangers and trying to make them laugh/entertain them would be quite daunting I imagine.
Even the terrible ones should be given the respect for at least trying rather than heckling at them as some low brow folk do.
Heckling is great. I love a comic who can handle hecklers.
Though yeah its super low clas to actually do yourself -
2019-07-01 at 1:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I would imagine it's a pretty hard job, getting up in front of a room full of complete strangers and trying to make them laugh/entertain them would be quite daunting I imagine.
Even the terrible ones should be given the respect for at least trying rather than heckling at them as some low brow folk do.
I bet you secretly wanted to be a stand up comedian, didn't you? -
2019-07-01 at 1:04 PM UTCAmericans have a hard time understanding complex comedy such as sarcasm. It's understandable they don't "get" British humor. I live with these idiots and 99% of the time when I'm pulling someone's leg, they don't get it.
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2019-07-01 at 1:04 PM UTC
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2019-07-01 at 1:04 PM UTC
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2019-07-01 at 1:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III this faggot at work always listens to stand up comedy and it's the trashiest, most mindless entertainment ever. they literally just make jokes about farts, penis, vagina, racism, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. i don't get what is supposed to be funny about it? do people just laugh because everyone else is laughing? is that whats going on? they just get together to go see stand up they know is not going to be funny so they can enjoy the experience of laughing with other people?
the comics are always fucking assholes too and the jokes they make about women make me feel bad for them. like the typical relationship joke is like I CAME HOME TO MY WIFE BUT SHE DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME, THAT BITCH LOLOL. right before they make a joke about how their VAGINA is gross sometimes sometimes it BLEEDS AND IM LIKE EW WTF IS THAT LMAO. or they make jokes about how they don't get sex enough. like ur relationship must fucking blow. i'd hate to live your existence. i'd rather be miserably depressed with a burned out brain even than be a faggot normie who fails at everything and just becomes bitter so you drink hella beer and make shitty jokes. it's fucking disgusting.
there's this faggot i work with who tried to steal 30 bucks from me my first day but i called him out on it and dont take any of his bullshit and i basically just act like im superior to him (because i am) at all times and he listens to stand up comedy constantly and he lives that lifestyle 100%. he always is coming down off coke and drunk and is talking shit about how people have "hope", or for going to the dentist or having a relationship. there was a really hot 23 year old girl who worked with us who actually had hobbies and shit and was pretty chill that for some reason wanted to date him and he literally turned her down because he's too busy being drunk watching adult cartoons and stand up comedy in bed 24/7. it sounds like exactly some shit you'd hear a comic say. like i can imagine the bit being like -
"OK SO I RECENTLY TURNED 40, THE BIG OLE 4-0 *a couple seconds of silence while the audience laughs out loud for no discernible reason* AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS *the silence/laughter thing again*. I CAN'T GET IT UP ANYMORE. *laughter* MY WIFE AND I GOT INTO A FIGHT OVER WHO WAS GOING TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT SO I WAS LIKE, FUCK YOU BITCH (with a way overdone mitch hedberg-esque delivery) AND THEN I SLEPT ON THE COUCH. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I FELT MY STOMACH BREWING UP A STORM AND I FARTED I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE SILENT BUT IT WAS THE WORST MOST DISGUSTING FART EVER. YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH SOME RANDOM GIRL (LOL VAGINA) AND THEN YOU FART AND YOU THINK SHE WONT HEAR IT BUT THEN SHES LIKE "EWW WHAT IS THAT" AND LEAVES? YA IT WAS ONE OF THOSE FARTS AND THEN MY DOG GOT UP AND LEFT TO GO WITH MY WIFE SO I DID WHAT ANYBODY ELSE IN THAT SITUATION WOULD DO, I STARTED DRINKING *silence/laughter*. THATS RIGHT FOLKS I WAS DRINKING A BEER AT 4 AM ON A TUESDAY. *silence/laughter* THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS I KEPT DRINKING *silence laughter* THEN MY WIFE FINALLY CAME OUT OF THE ROOM AND THE STORM IN MY STOMACH COMBINED WITH THE BEER MADE ME SHART MY PANTS. THATS RIGHT FOLKS, I SHARTED MY PANTS IN FRONT OF MY WIFE. SHE WAS DISGUSTED AND THREATENED TO LEAVE ME BUT I WAS LIKE, "BUT HONEY DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT CAME OUT OF YOUR VAGINA LAST WEEK?" *intense laughter*
Is this the same faggot that says pussy is pussy and blames his behavior on being Mexican?
Sounds like a real swapper -
2019-07-01 at 1:27 PM UTC
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