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How to start a cult?

  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Please tell me how i would go about starting a cult. Of course i would be the supreme leader of this cult. What should i base it around? Religion? Something else? How does one go about gaining exposure. Can't just buy add space with Google and be like: Yeah come join my cult bro, it's gonna' be dank, bring your wife and daughters too.

    I'm a pretty good orator anyway, so preaching about something won't be a problem.
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if I were in the right place at the right time I would've joined Aum Shinrikyo
  3. #3
    Triangles, space exploration, psuedomath, and hallucinogen spirituality. A religion to tie all of these things together.

    I've been doing this for years and it has worked very well. Use your imagination.
  4. #4
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    http://m.wikihow.com/Start-a-Cult
  5. #5
    You have the charisma of a dead mealworm don't waste your time
  6. #6
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    online for the ps3? and if ppl are playing it?
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  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by yum You have the charisma of a dead mealworm don't waste your time

    Yeah nigga' cuz you know me IRL.

  8. #8
    I would start with some youtube videos. Make long youtube videos with lots of mystical imagery and total bullshit about aliens and shit. Eventually you'll get some followers and people who will message you and want to talk about things and you can form relationships with a bunch of them and then start holding meetups where you dose them with a combination of LSD and really high quality meth in some sort of religious communion ritual (but you don't tell them it's meth and acid, you just tell them it's alien jesus communion or whatever.) Then set up a house where they all live and listen to you for their crystal meth communion shots.
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  9. #9
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Check out Stephan Molunex, he is the leader of a non-religious cult and he lives off the "donations" his followers give to him.
  10. #10
    Make it like those hippie cults where they don't really believe in a higher power but their leader is basically human form of God and also take away all their money and only use bitcoin in your cult. It would allow everyone to live outside the system while being totally reliant upon you for basic needs.
  11. #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind Check out Stephan Molunex, he is the leader of a non-religious cult and he lives off the "donations" his followers give to him.

    It's Stefan Molyneux, and nigga' please.
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    get acid, be charismatic, and buy tons of kool-aid, and kill urself, and then not profit?
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  13. #13
    Militant cults are easier to create than pretty flower religious groups living in a forest retreat with Bambi.

    They have a proven cause to work for, not faith which can reduce over time. Counter society falls back in to society because it is about society, living standards and way of life.

    With the militant cult you can keep them forever.

    "We don't know what god wants, but it sure as hell ain't what the president says is god's wish because I seen them FEMA camps. Surely a righteous god wants freedom and liberty and love for all. Like the original constitution, not this NWO shit."

    Those guys are fighting for their own salvation when trying to save you. Not for money or power or right vs wrong.

    That eternity shit is hard to get out of if you were committed to saving the eternal soul from the start and weren't just viva la revolucion

    They can last a long time and have a mindset that prevents boredom setting in. It's not fairy tale hold hands and drink herbal tea. It's fighting for humanity. Very different mindset.

    Post last edited by littleasianlady at 2016-12-16T16:15:44.950185+00:00
  14. #14
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by littleasianlady Militant cults are easier to create than pretty flower religious groups living in a forest retreat with Bambi.

    Actually, no. Belief is pretty much hard wired in everyone. We all believe something. Tapping into belief is basically what charisma is supposed to be. This is why charismatic leaders always win. They convince the most people to die for their cause. Whether violent or peaceful is irrelevant. Even peaceful people commit violence in the name of belief from time to time.

    They have a proven cause to work for, not faith which can reduce over time. Counter society falls back in to society because it is about society, living standards and way of life.

    With the militant cult you can keep them forever.

    Any belief can be violent yet peaceful. Belief is by nature forever no matter what it is. The important difference between militant cults and counter cultures and spiritual groups, is that their will inevitably be more competition for superiority with militant groups yet spiritual groups can be sustained by very smart and totally depraved people through personality and character alone. Their message is so well delivered that their follower's belief systems have been won entirely. When you own a man's soul, then he'll do anything for you.

    "We don't know what god wants, but it sure as hell ain't what the president says is god's wish because I seen them FEMA camps. Surely a righteous god wants freedom and liberty and love for all. Like the original constitution, not this NWO shit."

    Those guys are fighting for their own salvation when trying to save you. Not for money or power or right vs wrong.

    People have always and will always claim to know what God wants and have the capacity to convince others of the same. All of it is money, power, right, and wrong, anyway. Whether or not there is a God involved is irrelevant. People fight and die for God and country and everything in between.

    That eternity shit is hard to get out of if you were committed to saving the eternal soul from the start and weren't just viva la revolucion

    They can last a long time and have a mindset that prevents boredom setting in. It's not fairy tale hold hands and drink herbal tea. It's fighting for humanity. Very different mindset.

    You're fucking kidding me, right? You've heard the name Jesus Christ before, correct? I mean, you probably know who Buddha, Mohammed, Krishna, the Dalai Lama Hitler, Gandhi, Charles Manson, Abraham Lincoln, Joseph Stalin, and the Pope are, am I right?

    You're so wrong that Tom Cruise would bitch slap you on Ellen live.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Actually, no. Belief is pretty much hard wired in everyone. We all believe something. Tapping into belief is basically what charisma is supposed to be. This is why charismatic leaders always win. They convince the most people to die for their cause. Whether violent or peaceful is irrelevant. Even peaceful people commit violence in the name of belief from time to time.



    Any belief can be violent yet peaceful. Belief is by nature forever no matter what it is. The important difference between militant cults and counter cultures and spiritual groups, is that their will inevitably be more competition for superiority with militant groups yet spiritual groups can be sustained by very smart and totally depraved people through personality and character alone. Their message is so well delivered that their follower's belief systems have been won entirely. When you own a man's soul, then he'll do anything for you.



    People have always and will always claim to know what God wants and have the capacity to convince others of the same. All of it is money, power, right, and wrong, anyway. Whether or not there is a God involved is irrelevant. People fight and die for God and country and everything in between.



    You're fucking kidding me, right? You've heard the name Jesus Christ before, correct? I mean, you probably know who Buddha, Mohammed, Krishna, the Dalai Lama Hitler, Gandhi, Charles Manson, Abraham Lincoln, Joseph Stalin, and the Pope are, am I right?

    You're so wrong that Tom Cruise would bitch slap you on Ellen live.

    We are talking about cults here you fucking idiot.

    Those things you have to devote your life to it and they have a hierarchical structure.

    Not normal people in normal situations.

    You don't know the the topic or the context.

    Fucking idiot.
  16. #16
    You wanna talk about about organized religion too?

    Christianity was a political system for hundreds of years. Kings and Queens had their authority to rule hand delivered by Jesus Christ.

    You knew that right?

    No??

    Ghandi was a revolutionary, you knew that too, right? His aim was revolution. He therefore presented the best image possible for revolution. He was extremely deceptive.

    You are using a very basic knowledge to try and bullshit your way through this?

    You're a fuckwit.

    I can tear your shit apart but I don't see why I should do you the service.

    You are wrong and have very limited understanding of the situation.

    You don't know anything. You have very basic surface knowledge and that is all. And that is extremely obvious. You don't understand this topic.
  17. #17
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
  18. #18
    Yep. I can see how memes and smileys can be used to argue.

    I can also see how you saying I'm wrong and using memes and smileys for social credibility can make you feel justified.

    Because I know how people like you work.
  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by littleasianlady Yep. I can see how memes and smileys can be used to argue.

    I can also see how you saying I'm wrong and using memes and smileys for social credibility can make you feel justified.

    Because I know how people like you work.

    Your arguments were more effective when you typed in all caps.
  20. #20
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Your arguments were more effective when you typed in all caps.

    I'll allow him a substantial reply when I have the time. He can think he goaded me if he wants.
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