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For all the 30+ year olds out there..

  1. #61
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I had someone guess my actual age the other day (rare, everyone always guesses younger) and that depressed me. Before I went to prison I looked at least 5 years younger, now I've caught up to my chronological age.

    I hang around people younger than me and having sexual relations with anyone my age is kinda gross, a lthough when I was younger I thought it was cool. I'm immature and kinda mad at myself for all the time I wasted. I look like I'm in very good shape for my age but I feel pretty terrible. I got carded I think yesterday or the day before buying cigarettes for someone else. I dunno, I look much less hoodlummy than I did b4
  2. #62
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so many people these days do shit without stopping to think to themselves this this is fucking ridiculous. they just do it anyway.


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  3. #63
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’ve looked practically the same since high school and people think I’m way younger than I am so .. I honestly don’t care about getting older

    *looks at breasts*

    liar.
  4. #64
    CandyRein Black Hole
    I’ve always had big boobs
  5. #65
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I had someone guess my actual age the other day (rare, everyone always guesses younger) and that depressed me. Before I went to prison I looked at least 5 years younger, now I've caught up to my chronological age.

    I hang around people younger than me and having sexual relations with anyone my age is kinda gross, a lthough when I was younger I thought it was cool. I'm immature and kinda mad at myself for all the time I wasted. I look like I'm in very good shape for my age but I feel pretty terrible. I got carded I think yesterday or the day before buying cigarettes for someone else. I dunno, I look much less hoodlummy than I did b4

    How old are you and how long were you in prison for?
  6. #66
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’ve always had big boobs

    i can feel that but their susceptibility to the effects of gravity isnt the same as they were back in 1999.
  7. #67
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Gravity hasn’t effected me yet
    I’m 35 nigga, not 53 🤗
  8. #68
    Originally posted by CandyRein Gravity hasn’t effected me yet
    I’m 35 nigga, not 53 🤗

    easy to say without providing surpporting evidences.
  9. #69
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Yeah, I learned my lesson on that
    I’ll stick with the one man I trust to judge my naked body accordingly
  10. #70
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Professional naked female judging man is here now. What seems to be the issue?
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  11. #71
    CandyRein Black Hole
    😂😂😂
  12. #72
    Originally posted by CandyRein Yeah, I learned my lesson on that
    I’ll stick with the one man I trust to judge my naked body accordingly

    thats not peer-reviewed research material.
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  13. #73
    WellHung Black Hole
    im 41.
  14. #74
    Octavian motherfucker
    29
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