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Cringe poetry thread Deus ex Cringia edition.

  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Something something dead poet society, fuck sobriety but only if you can tbh fam
    I am pretty musical, this information is crucial i play a mean didgeridoo
    Also a flute, i can even jam it up with an upside down canoe, can you?
    If you are as awesome as i am, then let me extend an invitation fam
    use this thread to write the cringiest poetry you can, inb4ban.
    Or just if you are really feeling it, you make it great and other shit
    Or just say kill yourself Sophie you fucking dimwit.
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  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Eagles next lies majestic upon the willow tree horizon
    Frozen tundra gleaming brightly foundation for the bison
    Totem poles, adobe huts, sacrilegious whores
    Find a sweat lodge cleanse my sins release them from my pores

    To follow the lamb is to find destiny not for the men but for the mice, rice patties and shallow graves hold the lives of fallen slaves and I am sad will not behave must rise again so free so brave. Give me coke and give me molly fuck a Parrot name it Polly turtle doves and broken wings the dragon breathes the jester sings I fall I rise I live I die that oral sex with apple pie
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  3. #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    >Give me coke and give me molly fuck a Parrot name it Polly

    Lmao.

    Wake up
    See bitch
    Mouth drops
    "Fuck this"
    Run out
    No "bye"
    Call friend
    No doubts
    Deep sigh
    Get high
    Feel fine
    Maybe
    Next time
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie >Give me coke and give me molly fuck a Parrot name it Polly

    Lmao.

    Wake up
    See bitch
    Mouth drops
    "Fuck this"
    Run out
    No "bye"
    Call friend
    No doubts
    Deep sigh
    Get high
    Feel fine
    Maybe
    Next time

    read that to the tune of blink 182 - all the small things
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  5. #5
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra read that to the tune of blink 182 - all the small things

    Haha, turned that song on and re-read it. Fits perfectly.
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes but there's an odd line in there so its flows weird in the middle. WHY DID YOU ADD ON ODD LINE? 'No doubts'
  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Yes but there's an odd line in there so its flows weird in the middle. WHY DID YOU ADD ON ODD LINE? 'No doubts'

    My bad. Make a better one. But it rhymed with out.
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fucc boi.
    Cringe pot.
    Gay sex.
    Why not?
    My seed.
    Your butt.
    Take it.
    Dumb slut.
    Sweat beads.
    Raw heat.
    Passion.
    My treat.
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  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Fucc boi.
    Cringe pot.
    Gay sex.
    Why not?
    My seed.
    Your butt.
    Take it.
    Dumb slut.
    Sweat beads.
    Raw heat.
    Passion.
    My treat.

    Lmao. You're good at this game.
  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    In deep contemplation there was sat a guy
    Thinking of the Universe and wondering why
    Infinite worlds, life, and stars so bright
    Passion, pain, to love and to fight
    Considering things everything came to light
    I'd tell you his thoughts but it wouldn't feel right
  11. #11
    Took acid
    made my dick too flacid
    so I took a leak
    in the sink
    man i was high
    last of my supply
    I shoulda waited
    I was s'posed to save it
    Oh well, get some more
    Now this new years,
    will be a bore


    Post last edited by Actor at 2016-12-16T04:04:47.145913+00:00
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Bumblebee christmas tree turtle dove drinking pee
    Lamb of God Den of Sin Power Fuck Let's Begin
    Shake shiver my liver sour puss anal quiver
    Fuzzy socks and golden locks I wanna lick your nasty box
    I take you to my secret place consume your soul and eat your face
    Feeling like a big disgrace I leave this world without a trace
    A man a tree a boy a flea a motherfucking manatee!
    Scratch my back and I scratch yours lets gather up a flock of whores
    And suck and fuck and ground and pound and show them all how we get down
    A flurried frenzy flailing fuck degrade me please I am your cuck
    A final thought this is goodbye no longer have an alibi
    We had our laughs we had our cries but now it's hit me, my demise
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