2019-06-26 at 4:53 PM UTC
If your name was Ted Bundy or something, and then after Ted Bundy was caught and everything would still keep the name?
2019-06-26 at 4:54 PM UTC
Hell yes
Chics dig guys that murder chics.. ..
2019-06-26 at 4:55 PM UTC
What if something besides serial killing?
2019-06-26 at 5:01 PM UTC
Maybe if it was Jared Fogle.
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2019-06-26 at 5:03 PM UTC
If your name was Bernie Sanders people would be showing up to crash on your couch for free all the time..
2019-06-26 at 5:06 PM UTC
If your name was lanny,mass amounts of gay dudes would be showing up at your house to run a gay anal train
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2019-06-26 at 5:19 PM UTC
I share the name of someone "famous" in a certain city in Texas (that I don't live in), I was in a restaurant once (buying dinner for 6 people) and when the bill came I gave them my credit card, next thing the manager is stood by me with the chef and a couple of the waitresses asking me "are you really *name goes here*"?
I said "umm yes". The manager said "well if you give us a good review the bill is taken care of". I guess I was being a bit slow that day and questioned it at which point it was established I wasn't the "insert name here" they thought I was..and so had to pay the bill, the woman I was with at the time (who's family were the other meal eaters) called me a "stupid dumb fuck" as we left for not keeping my mouth shut.
lesson learned, next time just go with the fucking flow.
2019-06-26 at 5:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I share the name of someone "famous" in a certain city in Texas (that I don't live in), I was in a restaurant once (buying dinner for 6 people) and when the bill came I gave them my credit card, next thing the manager is stood by me with the chef and a couple of the waitresses asking me "are you really *name goes here*"?
I said "umm yes". The manager said "well if you give us a good review the bill is taken care of". I guess I was being a bit slow that day and questioned it at which point it was established I wasn't the "insert name here" they thought I was..and so had to pay the bill, the woman I was with at the time (who's family were the other meal eaters) called me a "stupid dumb fuck" as we left for not keeping my mouth shut.
lesson learned, next time just go with the fucking flow.
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2019-06-28 at 2:59 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
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I'm not white or muslim so that'll never happen
