2019-06-26 at 11:40 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
You know when you see a girl (or guy) in public and there's like one part of them that's super well built and just perfect in every way. Could be their legs, butt, or tiddly pops.
But then there's the girls with perfect eyes. Those are the dangerous ones. You can't just get away with the side glance, you gotta stare that bitch in the eyes. Her beautiful, marble eyes. You wish for a moment that you could take a picture of them without going to jail, and settle for masturbating to a porno with a girl that kinda looks like her instead.
You cycle through the porn videos and look and look but you just know you're never going to find one with a girl who has eyes as beautiful as the girl you saw looking at the wine at Walmart.
2019-06-26 at 11:42 PM UTC
Nothing compares to a nice pair of white legs NO NIGGERS SORRY NIGGERS
2019-06-27 at 1:57 AM UTC
Beauty is 100% in the face and pretty much all I look at. The rest is bonus if already desirable, but the body can easily be shaped through diet and exercise. The face takes surgery, man, or copious amounts of makeup which is basically a flaming bandaid doing more damage than good.
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2019-06-27 at 2:04 AM UTC
I just like girls that have lots of open sores all over their body. That's really my only prerequisite. If your skin is all nice and smooth, take that weak shit out of my presence. you're obviously not adventurous and try to live your life in some Mr. Clean pristine I can do no wrong kinda way. Papa needs a girl who will ram a hatchet into her knee for no other reason than to remind me and her we're alive.
2019-06-27 at 2:38 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
You touched poc's crankshaft
2019-06-27 at 2:55 AM UTC
i love the girls with the eyes, i have really nice eyes too though
