A couple weeks ago I got a text asking If I had a problem with bugs.. and I was like "nah you're buggin' me" I live by a creek and snakes drop out of the trees, gingers try to build dog stands.., I can't keep everyone out the wood work.." So they sent a bug man and the bug man comes and is like weeeeel, seems like you don't have a problem but your next door neighbor was complaining about bugs.. (but I will come back in a week and a half pull everything out of your kitchen and cabinets and put your cat in an isolated area and completely inconvenience yourself of the highest order and pull everything out of your cabinets which I did)
I leave to work this morning after I pulled all the stuff out which sucks and I keep getting calls from my land lord and the bug guy saying they can't get into my place because I locked the door.. ( why would I not lock my door when I'm leaving) and the bug dude said he sprayed everyone elses house and now has to come back for me.. (he's the fucking bug) he's full of shit because my neighbors have jobs and leave during the day and I doubt they just left there place open all day.. so I called the bug guy and his vmail said he's on vacaition.. some peoples kids. wicked annoying. Im going to board my place up and go out the window just in spite of them if that faggot tries to come in.
I've got a job, the land lady has a job, the beatle guise has a job so why can't we meat half way. I'm glad my door was locked when I left because the dumbass would of probably let me cat out. He had a week to get his bs together, thats not on me. I don't want some faggot hdl looking weirdo cock sniffing my panties while im gone.
put furniture in front of the door and lock it so it'll be really difficult for them and if you need to leave go out the window. also get a gun and tell them they are unlawfully trespassing and if they come in you'll be forced to shoot them.
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
put furniture in front of the door and lock it so it'll be really difficult for them and if you need to leave go out the window. also get a gun and tell them they are unlawfully trespassing and if they come in you'll be forced to shoot them.
im just going to lock both locks and go out the window.
