What do black cat owners do when their cat crosses their path?

1. 2019-06-25 at 2:16 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Are they just eternally endowed with shit luck?
2. 2019-06-25 at 4:57 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   They run ahead of it and cross its path.
3. 2019-06-25 at 5:02 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They don't give a fuck, because they know people who believe that retarded shit are just that:
   
   Retarded shits.
4. 2019-06-25 at 5:02 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Everyone knows you can only have up to 6 "bad lucks" from any given black cat before the effect wears off.
5. 2019-06-25 at 5:10 PM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   I'm getting a new black kitty today or tomorrow, I will love him forever and ever. I hope Kirby will play nice with him.
6. 2019-06-25 at 5:11 PM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   To answer the question, I suppose all my luck gets absorbed into the kitty so I'm glad I still have my kitty cuz all my luck is right there and can be snuggled. Hopefully I can release it when I really need it like a luck loofah.
   
   Haha I should name him Bubba The Luck Sponge
7. 2019-06-25 at 5:13 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You should name it "my owner is a fag" just for personal identity confirmation
8. 2019-06-25 at 5:15 PM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   ^ Mad cuz fag
9. 2019-06-25 at 5:21 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ^mad cuz fag
10. 2019-06-25 at 5:26 PM UTC

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    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GGG Are they just eternally endowed with shit luck?

    
    lol.. not at all.
11. 2019-06-25 at 5:41 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ Everyone knows you can only have up to 6 "bad lucks" from any given black cat before the effect wears off.

    
    So the cat gets NINE lives and we only get SIX bad lucks?
12. 2019-06-25 at 5:43 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Would you rather have nine bad lucks?
13. 2019-06-25 at 6:54 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ Would you rather have nine bad lucks?

    
    Seems only fair.
14. 2019-06-25 at 6:56 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I guess just get a black cat that has used three of its lives then you can both have 6 respective lucks left.
15. 2019-06-25 at 6:58 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ I guess just get a black cat that has used three of its lives then you can both have 6 respective lucks left.

    
    There should be a way to tell. Something like tree rings, or sedimentary layers.
16. 2019-06-25 at 7:03 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I guess you can just kill it as many times as needed until it dies, then you know how many it had to start with when you got it, but then its also dead.
17. 2019-06-25 at 7:20 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ …but then its also dead.

    
    Or so we are led to believe.
18. 2019-06-25 at 7:57 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by GGG Are they just eternally endowed with shit luck?

    
    not if you're japanese. japanese ppl believe black cats are good luck.