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  1. #81
    Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
    Freemasons used to be a good conspiracy, dunno if anyone still takes them seriously tho
  2. #82
    toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Freemasons used to be a good conspiracy, dunno if anyone still takes them seriously tho

    I used to think they were used as pawns by the so called Illuminati. or anyone under a certain degree of number given to them.

    the top leaders of all political parties, frats, organizations and causes manipulate everyone. so nothing is 100 percent evil.

    but then again, like I said.. seems Satan has de-souled humans using other humans who have lost their souls.
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  3. #83
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    There is no such place as Australia. Australia is a meme, Australians are just rude Brits. They make up giant spiders and claim to be "full" so people won't attempt to go there.
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  4. #84
    toz African Astronaut
    Texan marries a working class brit and haz child. that child's name was Australia
  5. #85
    NARCassist gollums fat coach



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  6. #86
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country There is no such place as Australia. Australia is a meme, Australians are just rude Brits. They make up giant spiders and claim to be "full" so people won't attempt to go there.

    cr'ocodile dundee was trained to silence noisy fuckin kookaburras like you
  7. #87
    toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra cr'ocodile dundee was trained to silence noisy fuckin kookaburras like you

    I read o that ChrocDundee (Paul Hogan) would get shit for saying "Shrimp on the barbie" and started Americans using it as an annoying catchphrase like "Whats Uppppp" (though the second one is funny for a short time)

    What is that old guy doing these days. He was funny in the film. I think well loved by Americans (obviously). Why isn't he doing other films. He could be the Australian 007 if Aussies created their own version of one.

    Australia has a large film industry. Why isn't Paul Hogan working these days?
  8. #88
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Nazis in Argentina is a good one, and one that AFAIK hasn't been fully answered.

  9. #89
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by toz I read o that ChrocDundee (Paul Hogan) would get shit for saying "Shrimp on the barbie" and started Americans using it as an annoying catchphrase like "Whats Uppppp" (though the second one is funny for a short time)

    What is that old guy doing these days. He was funny in the film. I think well loved by Americans (obviously). Why isn't he doing other films. He could be the Australian 007 if Aussies created their own version of one.

    Australia has a large film industry. Why isn't Paul Hogan working these days?

    chuggin down the ole amber nectar


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  10. #90
    PNAC.

    project for nigger american century.
  11. #91
    toz African Astronaut
    I was always into UFOlogy and some of the conspiracies on totse.

    "The reason the great USA highway expansion project of the 1950s was to build a secret submarine tunnel from San francisco to Chicago and the great lakes) was one of them.

    and of course, not sure if it's a conspiracy but one of the greatest Sci-Fi Online pulp fictions of John Titor.

    several movies have been made about it. all independent so far. since no one has ever claimed being the writer. It's pretty much public domain at this point.
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  12. #92
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by toz "The reason the great USA highway expansion project of the 1950s was to build a secret submarine tunnel from San francisco to Chicago and the great lakes) was one of them.

    why?


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  13. #93
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by NARCassist why?

    Because submarine tunnels are cool as all heck.

    The US briefly flirted with making an underwater submarine base, but didn't, for obvious reasons.

  14. #94
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Because submarine tunnels are cool as all heck.

    The US briefly flirted with making an underwater submarine base, but didn't, for obvious reasons.

    no i meant why go to the trouble and expense of building a secret tunnel from sf to chicago just for submarines? that would be so pointless.


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  15. #95
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    especially when you factor in that san francisco is earthquake prone, lol.


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  16. #96
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I was going to say he probably meant a standard traffic tunnel below the water, not necessarily a tunnel for submarines

    then I looked at where SF and Chicago are on a map and thought it might've been subterranean, but that literally cuts the country from East to West and doesn't really have any benefit over a normal road given the massive cost it'd incur
  17. #97
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    tunnels and earthquakes really don't mix well, period.


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  18. #98
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 You can't remember things from 10 years ago?
    Are you on drugs?

    Metric shit tonnes of drugs.
  19. #99
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    wait why the fuck wouldn't they tunnel east from the great lakes to J'ew York, it's like half the distance to the coast
  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    For moving battleships quickly from one coast to another.

    Duh.

    They probably only decided not to after they perfected teleportation tech during the Philadelphia Experiment.
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