2019-06-22 at 5:56 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
There are Buddhists, there are Hindus and Mormons, and then...
There are those that follow Mohammed, but-
I've never been one of them!
I'm a Roman Catholic, and have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm
You don't have to be a six-footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're a Catholic the moment Dad came!
Because,
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate
2019-06-22 at 6:45 AM UTC
One thing Muslims do right is fvxing murder anyone who mocks their religion like this