I parked my motorcycle in one of those "no parking" zones at my apartment complex

1. 2019-06-21 at 12:41 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   And because I was hospitalized, it stayed there for almost a month
   
   Now that I've moved it, dumbfucks think they can park their BMWs there
   
   Looking forward to angry yuppies coming out to find that their primary source of transportation has been confiscated
2. 2019-06-21 at 12:42 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   so 'illegal' parking is only good for you but not for them? oh pashore
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • AngryIVer
3. 2019-06-21 at 12:44 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It was one of those zones near normal parking spaces that can't actually fit normal cars
4. 2019-06-21 at 12:45 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   if it cant fit normal cars, then how did they park their beemer there???
5. 2019-06-21 at 12:47 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It hangs over into a normal parking space, which is the entire premise of this thread
6. 2019-06-21 at 12:48 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   their car costs more than regular cars so its only fair that sometimes it might take up a smidge more room. park ur bike in the 3/4 parking space that's left then if its not enough room for a car. everyone wins. with me , everyone wins bigly always
7. 2019-06-21 at 12:50 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol, it doesn't bother me at all but I always laugh when I see the towtruck outside
8. 2019-06-21 at 12:51 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   its not gonna be funny when they get ur bike hauled off is it
9. 2019-06-21 at 1:04 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It wouldn't be, but it's no longer parked there so it's not something I have to worry about
10. 2019-06-21 at 1:07 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you trolled them into getting towed, i would say youre responsible for three tenths of the bill :)
11. 2019-06-21 at 1:09 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Just because I'm responsible for something doesn't mean I actually have to do anything about it
12. 2019-06-21 at 5:31 PM UTC

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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Are you talking about handicap loading zones? Parking a motorcycle in those can generate a hefty fine. I know from experience.
13. 2019-06-22 at 9:05 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    op parks his moped in a retard zone, what an asshole!
14. 2019-08-21 at 6:21 AM UTC

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    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Buy a grey utility box the size of those phone central office boxes and use gorrila glue to cement it to the sidewalk. place some 3rd party cable company stickers on it and park it in that. Like who would know?
15. 2019-12-09 at 1:44 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Buy a grey utility box the size of those phone central office boxes and use gorrila glue to cement it to the sidewalk. place some 3rd party cable company stickers on it and park it in that. Like who would know?

    
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