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Ordering carfentanil off the internet
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2016-12-14 at 11:40 PM UTC10,000 times more potent than morphine active in the one microgram range
measure out 1mg on scale and mix it in a 1,000ml bottle of water then take out 1ml of water and dose 1mcg
wear gloves wear mask dont touch powder
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2016-12-14 at 11:52 PM UTCDo it all, including taking your first dose, on the top of an abandoned tower. That way if you feel yourself beginning to die, you can jump and taste true freedom during your final moments instead of being carted off by paramedics to be turned into a zombie experiencing a hellish event or simply dying cold and alone in a pool of your own vomit. You need to live life to the maximum in order to truly transcend the state you've been trapped in and break into ultimate reality. Only acts of this level, literally living life on the edge, will do so. Stream it on your smartphone, if possible.
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2016-12-14 at 11:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Do it all, including taking your first dose, on the top of an abandoned tower. That way if you feel yourself beginning to die, you can jump and taste true freedom during your final moments instead of being carted off by paramedics to be turned into a zombie experiencing a hellish event or simply dying cold and alone in a pool of your own vomit. You need to live life to the maximum in order to truly transcend the state you've been trapped in and break into ultimate reality. Only acts of this level, literally living life on the edge, will do so. Stream it on your smartphone, if possible.
maybe I could just have someone narcan me -
2016-12-14 at 11:54 PM UTCHere is a protip:
Don't handle substances active in the microgram/sub-microgram range without gloves/hazmat/respirator.
No fucking joke.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-14 at 11:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Here is a protip:
Don't handle substances active in the microgram/sub-microgram range without gloves/hazmat/respirator.
No fucking joke.
even if I'm diluting it in a forest or some shit?
I was just thinking gloves + facemask + naloxone in case of emergency -
2016-12-14 at 11:57 PM UTCYeah but even though it is that much more potent and active at that dose, is that enough to occupy enough receptors and give you anything?
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2016-12-14 at 11:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by littleasianlady Yeah but even though it is that much more potent and active at that dose, is that enough to occupy enough receptors and give you anything?
fentanyl and its analogs aren't typically very euphoric but they're extremely addictive. but if you order 25mg you get 25,000 doses (not accounting for tolerance). it's a bit of a death wish but it may be possible to handle it without fatal adverse effects. maybe. carfentanil may actually bind to the mu opiate receptor more than naloxone which worries me. usually naloxone binds more than any opiate. -
2016-12-15 at 12:02 AM UTCYou deserve the best sploo, the highest quality. Go for it! Live life at the pinnacle of human experience!
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2016-12-15 at 12:03 AM UTCYour math for fentanyl solublity in water is probably way off.
If I was gonna work the stuff I would want something like this.
And looooong sleeve gloves. And an antidote for emergency. -
2016-12-15 at 12:04 AM UTClol jk
dont get your panties in a twist feddies -
2016-12-15 at 12:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by the holy ghost even if I'm diluting it in a forest or some shit?
I was just thinking gloves + facemask + naloxone in case of emergency
Well if you're in a forest ok, but just take the naloxone before you handle the stuff. If you get a speck in your eye you'll be high, have another speck absorbed through your skin and you're close to OD already. I would just advise against getting carfentanyl entirely. I would suggest going for butyr-fentanyl, 3-methylbutyr-fentanyl or beta-methylacetyl-fentanyl. -
2016-12-15 at 12:07 AM UTCSploo, with an IQ like yours and level of maturity you've gained as you've gotten older, which some may understandably overlook due to taking your shitposting seriously, you know you could easily handle this if you really took it seriously. No one knows you better than yourself. The steps are so simple, if other people can do it, so can you.
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2016-12-15 at 12:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Well if you're in a forest ok, but just take the naloxone before you handle the stuff. If you get a speck in your eye you'll be high, have another speck absorbed through your skin and you're close to OD already. I would just advise against getting carfentanyl entirely. I would suggest going for butyr-fentanyl, 3-methylbutyr-fentanyl or beta-methylacetyl-fentanyl.
oh yeah good idea. i forgot you can use naloxone as a preventative agent as well as an antidote. i doubt i'm ever going to do this but it's cool to know i can. if i ever did i'd try to find a more "legal" analog with extreme potency (in cause of fed seize) and be with several people that are also taking adequate precautions. like an addictive chemical warfare agent frathouse. a.k.a. a suicide cult. -
2016-12-15 at 12:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Sploo, with an IQ like yours and level of maturity you've gained as you've gotten older, which some may understandably overlook due to taking your shitposting seriously, you know you could easily handle this if you really took it seriously. No one knows you better than yourself. The steps are so simple, if other people can do it, so can you.
you're so obviously trying to troll. fuck you, you know i took 25 grams of phenibut and 1 gram of T-PAIN for no reason other than to see if i would die. i will remember you trying to goad me on this forever. -
2016-12-15 at 12:13 AM UTCI may not be boxy, but I assure you I am not trolling. I didn't have that in mind when I wrote those posts. That time you were purposefully overdosing. In this case following simple protocol is the same as choosing not to commit suicide. If you genuinely don't plan to commit suicide, I think you should do it. I want to try smoking heroin.
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2016-12-15 at 12:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice I may not be boxy, but I assure you I am not trolling. I didn't have that in mind when I wrote those posts. That time you were purposefully overdosing. In this case following simple protocol is the same as choosing not to commit suicide. If you genuinely don't plan to commit suicide, I think you should do it. I want to try smoking heroin.
I got the distinct 'goading into suicide' vibe from your posts as well though. -
2016-12-15 at 12:37 AM UTCYou're going to die.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-15 at 1:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Here is a protip:
Don't handle substances active in the microgram/sub-microgram range without gloves/hazmat/respirator.
No fucking joke.
I've seen a few news articles relating to people manufacturing fentanyl and either dying or going to hospital because their respirators were not completely airtight
and that's fentanyl, carfentanyl is a good deal more potentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-15 at 1:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie I got the distinct 'goading into suicide' vibe from your posts as well though.
especially after that post a while back of casper (I think) talking about getting off heroin, and malice told him 'you've done so well you should treat yourself!'
not that I'm having a go at malilce though, that was pretty hilarious -
2016-12-15 at 1:48 AM UTCAre you sure it wasn't Brain Surgeon? I'm not sure I ever did that to Casper, at least not in a manner that wasn't obviously a joke, unless he did something that I felt made him deserve it or I was simply in a sadistic enough mood.
"Do it for old time's sake."
