My computer won't boot. What should I do?

1. 2016-12-14 at 10:04 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'll try banging on it .
   
   Post last edited by Actor at 2016-12-14T22:09:10.153253+00:00
2. 2016-12-14 at 10:33 PM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Don't use computers.
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3. 2016-12-14 at 10:39 PM UTC

   #3
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   >
   
   
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4. 2016-12-14 at 10:47 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mmQ Don't use computers.

   
   >I burnt my enchilada á la fanglekai in the oven
   
   Don't make food.
5. 2016-12-14 at 11:26 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Open it up and blow as hard as you can on the dustiest part, get it all in your face.
   
   Have you tried booting it? (Like with steel toed boots?).
   
   I'm just trolling but seriously you should open it up maybe clean it and check to make sure its all connected properly inside there.
6. 2016-12-14 at 11:28 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   nah, it started right after it did some bullshit updates
7. 2016-12-14 at 11:44 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Kick it again just to be sure.
8. 2016-12-15 at 12:07 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Download more RAM
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9. 2016-12-15 at 12:44 AM UTC

   #9
   

   ))<>(( Yung Blood
   Follow these instructions exactly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p52QJi-Ydo
10. 2016-12-15 at 1:35 AM UTC

    #10
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    was going to advise you flick the voltage switch on the back because your computer needs MORE POWER but it occurred to me you might actually do it
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11. 2016-12-15 at 1:41 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by inb4l0pht Download more RAM

    
    Why don't you RAM some more dick in your mouth you fucking faggot.
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12. 2016-12-15 at 1:58 AM UTC

    #12
    Merlin Houston
    Install gentoo
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13. 2016-12-15 at 3:40 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    my computer doesnt even have a case, fuck it im just THAT hardcore.
14. 2016-12-15 at 5 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Why don't you RAM some more dick in your mouth you fucking faggot.

    
    Come to my house in Banff, Alberta, Canada and fight me
15. 2016-12-15 at 5:18 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    give it the boot
16. 2016-12-15 at 5:21 AM UTC

    #16
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    o shit u gona get slutted like donkeyss
17. 2016-12-15 at 9:27 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by inb4l0pht Come to my house in Banff, Alberta, Canada and fight me

    
    Post your address I'll go right there.
18. 2016-12-15 at 2:10 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Post your address I'll go right there.

    
    Banf is like three streets in a row. Meet each other on mainstreet, kinda' looks like Disney world's mainstreet. No fucking joke.
19. 2016-12-15 at 2:29 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I could burn that town down by accident.
20. 2016-12-15 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #20
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Press F8 while powering up until the Safe Mode options appear. Select Safe Mode with MS-Dos Prompt. At the Dos prompt, type "chkdsk /F " (without quotes). The bad sectors will be added to the bad sector list. Reboot normally.