I'm so tired of shot gun suicides

1. 2019-06-18 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #1
   Thotgirl African Astronaut
   Cant someone end themselves with an exit bag instead?
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2. 2019-06-18 at 7 PM UTC

   #2
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   At least that one niglet put up a tarp... for all the good it did.
3. 2019-06-18 at 7 PM UTC

   #3
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I'll remember to put a pan over my head
4. 2019-06-18 at 7 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
   How do you shoot yourself with an exit bag?
5. 2019-06-18 at 7:01 PM UTC

   #5
   Thotgirl African Astronaut
   Alcohol+sedative+bag=quiet death..
6. 2019-06-18 at 7:02 PM UTC

   #6
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING VII: Mattchews Camping Trip How do you shoot yourself with an exit bag?

   
   You don't you fall asleep with it on then wake up dead Senpai
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   • GGG
7. 2019-06-18 at 7:09 PM UTC

   #7
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   I hate when I wake up dead
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   • Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip
8. 2019-06-18 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #8
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by GGG I hate when I wake up dead

   
   Yeah
9. 2019-06-18 at 7:16 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by GGG I hate when I wake up dead

   
   Yeah I hate Sundays too.
10. 2019-06-18 at 7:16 PM UTC

    #10
    Thotgirl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian Yeah I hate Sundays too.

    
    I hate mondays an wuv lasagna
11. 2019-06-18 at 7:18 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
    Waking up dead would solve most of my problems. I wonder how much a second hand exit bag costs.
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12. 2019-06-18 at 7:20 PM UTC

    #12
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING VII: Mattchews Camping Trip second hand exit bag costs.

    
    lol donated to goodwill with all their kids stuff?
13. 2019-06-18 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #13
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Waking up dead would solve most of my problems. I wonder how much a second hand exit bag costs.

    
    Just reverse a sleeping bag inside out?
14. 2019-06-18 at 11:42 PM UTC

    #14
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I sneak in my own house
    It's four in the morning
    I've had too much to drink
    Said I was out with the boys
    
    I creep in my bedroom
    I slip into bed
    I know if I wake her
    I'll wake up dead
    
    I wonder, will she find out?
    About the other
    Other lover
    Diana
    
    Wake up dead, you die
    Wake up dead, and buried
    Wake up dead, you die
    Wake up dead
15. 2019-06-19 at 11:17 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Tell them to let us have physician-assisted suicide for organ donors then
16. 2019-06-19 at 11:18 AM UTC

    #16
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I wonder if anyone's suicided with a KS-23