Devolving yourself so you aren't legally a human

1. 2019-06-16 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Change your race, change your life. The legal system applies to humans. Is it even legal to arrest non humans? you can't arrest a dog or take them to court.
   
   If someone was able to devolve themself to no longer be a human than they could do ANYTHING like walk on a bus for free or walk into movies because movie tickets are only for humans.
   
   Humanity does nothing but hold us back.
2. 2019-06-16 at 1:21 AM UTC

   #2
   WellHung Black Hole
   i wanna devolve to a crow.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Ghost
3. 2019-06-16 at 12:45 PM UTC

   #3
   Thotgirl African Astronaut
   Mooo
4. 2019-06-16 at 12:49 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Thotgirl Mooo

   
   You will never be as bovine as HTS
5. 2019-06-16 at 10:10 PM UTC

   #5
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost You will never be as bovine as HTS

   
   I will transform myself to a cute hentai cowgirl who leaks milk every time I cum and you touch my breasts.
6. 2019-06-16 at 10:12 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   You don't have very far to go Scron.
7. 2019-06-16 at 10:13 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Thotgirl I will transform myself to a cute hentai cowgirl who leaks milk every time I cum and you touch my breasts.

   
   Lol furries.
8. 2019-06-16 at 10:13 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I identify as an Amoeba.
9. 2019-06-16 at 10:30 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Any court would declare you are a human though.
   
   This is something so drastic that you would likely destroy yourself attempting to do it.
   
   Cutting off a limb isn't enough
   Altering your DNA probably isn't enough
   
   This requires something beyond my understanding. If someone could figure it out it would change the world forever.
   
   It would be some murlock and Eloi shit
10. 2019-06-16 at 11:25 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    If I killed a fellow astronaut on the Moon's surface, could I still be tried as a murderer?
11. 2019-06-17 at 12:01 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Octavian If I killed a fellow astronaut on the Moon's surface, could I still be tried as a murderer?

    
    Maritime law would apply. So the most senior officer would decide that.
12. 2019-06-17 at 1:50 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    wolf or a great white shark. hell even a owl would be awesome. those are my spiritual animals.
13. 2019-06-17 at 2:31 AM UTC

    #13
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    you wont believe how fast they upgrade/downgrade you to the levels of monsters for having loved an angel.
    
    also, problematic animals, actual or alleged get put down immediately instead of lenghtly trials.
14. 2019-06-17 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Or you can evolve into something more than a human
15. 2019-06-17 at 9:17 PM UTC

    #15
    Thotgirl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie Lol furries.

    
    No I just want my tits to leak milk and be a living metaphor on how I'm a piece of meat. I still want to retain pretty much all my human features with the exception I'm kawaii and have horns and all I can speak is moo and leak milk and be impregnated over and over. Furry wants to go the full monty.
16. 2019-06-17 at 9:19 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Pns
17. 2019-06-17 at 9:25 PM UTC

    #17
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Think milk party