MI5 have injected me with nanobots which they can control from their headquarters via wifi to track me and the nanobots carry powerful sedatives so they can also sedate me at the press of a button whenever they want. and there's nothing i can do about it coz nobody will listen, they're all working for the govt shadow people anyway.
Here's a fun one, a network of jedis who worked for the Germans blowing up American Munitions Infrastructure (which was destined for the Brits) in WW1.
Of course The History Guy (who knows more than he lets on) doesn't name the jedi.
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My illegal immigrant maid from Baghdad said that Israeli military attacked a US Navy ship unprovoked and killed 34 people with 171 more wounded in 1969