Gonna send my cum to a girl in 'Murica... How long will it last in a tube?

1. 2019-06-15 at 6 PM UTC

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   filtration African Astronaut
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2. 2019-06-15 at 6:02 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   ice ur balls while you joik it that way you shoot out snowflakes otherwise the jizzum will form ice crystals if you take it from body temp to frozen next to your pizza rolls which is illegal in alabama because theres thousands of vialable fetuses in that
   
   also jack off into your own mouth it will sanitize the sperm before you bottle it
   tell us when you completed this step and we will say the next directions
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3. 2019-06-15 at 6:04 PM UTC

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   filtration African Astronaut
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4. 2019-06-15 at 6:07 PM UTC

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   filtration African Astronaut
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5. 2019-06-15 at 6:07 PM UTC

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   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   Heperin helps in preserving sperm.
6. 2019-06-15 at 8:02 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Vac seal it and pack it with dry ice.
7. 2019-06-15 at 9:09 PM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by filtration I'm such an incel. I'd rather send my nut to impregnate a girl rather than fuck a female because she's literally inferior to me.

   
   That sounds like the definition of being volcel.
8. 2019-06-15 at 9:51 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Nobody wants your seed you third world shit4skin
9. 2019-06-15 at 10:24 PM UTC

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   filtration African Astronaut
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10. 2019-06-15 at 10:45 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Ur a non white scum you non white scum
11. 2019-06-15 at 10:47 PM UTC

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    filtration African Astronaut
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12. 2019-06-15 at 11:11 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    You're a fake white
13. 2019-06-15 at 11:55 PM UTC

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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    lol OP's gonna get served child support papers in 9 months
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14. 2019-06-16 at 4:46 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    DAMN NOT GOOD!