Going to a store shitfaced in the middle of the night

1. 2015-11-13 at 6:46 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol if the laws weren't so gay i'd recommend driving around a motorized shopping cart but you might get a dui. No actually scratch that, go to a subway totally shitfaced and try ordering something lol.
2. 2016-12-08 at 4:50 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   *bump*
3. 2016-12-14 at 12:44 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I love going to 7-11 at 3am high on meth. The later/earlier the better.
4. 2016-12-14 at 12:55 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I used to walk to the 7-11 at whatever odd hour of the night on the brink of being blacked out, buy the nachos and fill up the little container with chili cheese dip and then DEAD SPRINT home because I was so anxious to eat, on numerous occasions trying to run so fast that I got ahead of myself and just did a full on diving wipe out and spill my nacho cheese everywhere. Haha meme-ories
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5. 2016-12-14 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Thats pretty badass
6. 2016-12-14 at 1:11 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ on numerous occasions trying to run so fast that I got ahead of myself and just did a full on diving wipe out and spill my nacho cheese everywhere.

   
   Id just fucking kill myself.
7. 2016-12-14 at 1:13 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by thelittlestnigger Id just fucking kill myself.

   
   MAYBE I FUCKING WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. 2016-12-14 at 2:25 AM UTC

   #8
   Merlin Houston

   Originally posted by mmQ I used to walk to the 7-11 at whatever odd hour of the night on the brink of being blacked out, buy the nachos and fill up the little container with chili cheese dip and then DEAD SPRINT home because I was so anxious to eat, on numerous occasions trying to run so fast that I got ahead of myself and just did a full on diving wipe out and spill my nacho cheese everywhere. Haha meme-ories

   
   Did it never occur to you to eat and walk at the same time?
9. 2016-12-14 at 2:26 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I could see that being difficult with nachos.
10. 2016-12-14 at 2:46 AM UTC

    #10
    Merlin Houston

    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger I could see that being difficult with nachos.

    More difficult than a full sprint?
11. 2016-12-14 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah. I mean you have to coordinate steps, dips and bites. In a full sprint its just really fast steps.
12. 2016-12-14 at 3:02 AM UTC

    #12
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just wanted to get home. It was 3 minutes away. Stop ruining my story ese!
13. 2016-12-14 at 6:30 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Eating while walking is a faux pausee in Japan.
14. 2016-12-14 at 6:33 AM UTC

    #14
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Now I'm wondering why I never ran TO the store. Either way it's all very cartoonist. More drunken mysteries.
15. 2016-12-14 at 7:23 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You need an electric scooter.
16. 2016-12-14 at 8:01 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *cartoonish
    
    I need my own chili cheese nacho fountain.