Fonaplats 6/11/19

1. 2019-06-12 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #21
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Lingerie.

   
   And English is only your 3rd language, Impressive nigga.
2. 2019-06-12 at 5:29 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl hey fona,
   
   Take her to the first place y’all met and then give her a custom made charm bracelet with the date y’all started dating on to it. Small, but very effective. She’ll fuck the crap out of you.
   
   
   
   You’re welcome 😇

   
   I met her when I was in rehab.
   She worked there.
3. 2019-06-12 at 5:34 PM UTC

   #23
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I met her when I was in rehab.
   She worked there.

   
   Take her on a date at the rehab. Eat saltine crackers and similac and fuck on the plastic sheets.
4. 2019-06-12 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   https://www.coach.com/coach-daisy-rivet-tension-bangle/90915.html?dwvar_color=RGD&cgid=sale-women&index=103#srule=price-low-to-high&sz=24&start=104&column=2&cgid=sale-women
   
   I just bought myself this, but I got the last silver. Get her the gold one.
5. 2019-06-12 at 7:11 PM UTC

   #25
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by CASPER clearly i no speaky le francey
   
   last time i bought lenigree i was a just ripe 18.

   
   its not like us men ever use the word more than about 5 times in our lifetime anyway
   
   
   .
6. 2019-06-12 at 8:56 PM UTC

   #26
   

   toz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl hey fona,
   
   Take her to the first place y’all met and then give her a custom made charm bracelet with the date y’all started dating on to it. Small, but very effective. She’ll fuck the crap out of you.
   
   
   
   You’re welcome 😇

   
   He told us you sold him his bed.
7. 2019-06-13 at 4:44 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   My night was good.Work went smoothly and then Shell picked me up from work.
   Went to Walmart and bought some groceries.
   Shell brought over a tens machine and i fixed my toilet.
   Playing some osrs then prolly gonna eat and watch a movie
   Shell is off tomorrow and I am hoping we can make some progress finding a place before I have to go to work.
   Anyways, hope you all are having a good night.
   Sweet dreams.
   TTYL
8. 2019-06-13 at 6:34 AM UTC

   #28
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist isn't the easiest word to spell
   
   
   .

   
   for dim bulbs like urself
9. 2019-06-13 at 11:03 AM UTC

   #29
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by NARCassist its not like us men ever use the word more than about 5 times in our lifetime anyway
   
   
   .

   
   This is factually accurate. Men do not care about leninigree . Langorey is completely unimportant to a man, and is simply the pretty paper on the Christmas gift that you're going to tear off anyway.
10. 2019-06-13 at 11:23 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Don’t tell me you don’t get a stiffy seeing your woman in those sexy clothes.
11. 2019-06-13 at 12:22 PM UTC

    #31
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Don’t tell me you don’t get a stiffy seeing your woman in those sexy clothes.

    
    For the first month maybe...after that the novelty wears off it's just another human shitting pissing and sleeping in your area.
    
    That's why it's best to have short meaningless relationships.
12. 2019-06-13 at 12:30 PM UTC

    #32
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Technologist Don’t tell me you don’t get a stiffy seeing your woman in those sexy clothes.

    
    when was the last time a man said to you 'take that lingerie off'?
    
    its always 'take your bra off', 'get them panties off'.
    
    
    .
13. 2019-06-13 at 12:33 PM UTC

    #33
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Technologist Don’t tell me you don’t get a stiffy seeing your woman in those sexy clothes.

    
    Well yeah but id also get a stiffy seeing her out of those sexy clothes, so *shrug*
14. 2019-06-13 at 7:23 PM UTC

    #34
    

    toz African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fonaplats My night was good.Work went smoothly and then Shell picked me up from work.
    Went to Walmart and bought some groceries.
    Shell brought over a tens machine and i fixed my toilet.
    Playing some osrs then prolly gonna eat and watch a movie
    Shell is off tomorrow and I am hoping we can make some progress finding a place before I have to go to work.
    Anyways, hope you all are having a good night.
    Sweet dreams.
    TTYL

    
    OK so I've done Maintenance work before.. I recall that device. What does it do?
    
    there is also something called a TENS unit.. but that's for Physical Therapy. creates these small shocks that stimulate muscles. I used to have one. Probably in the closet at the house I moved out of.
    
    It's funny.. I dared myself to see what it would feel like on my junk then to balls.. OMG hurt so fucking gnarly and not in a good way.
    
    the film or show Jackass did it. Johnny I think did it. you shave first then to really make it a dare, rub some ben-gay on your man taint and apply the electrodes you sadistic fuckers