I bought a ring from quarter machine.

1. 2016-12-13 at 3:14 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It had cool looking fake jedielry, but I got some fake gold/pearl ring and I don't want it, so i'm gonna mail it to a random address in another state and put a note inside saying "you can have this, happy holidays".
   
   
   
   Post last edited by Actor at 2016-12-13T03:36:16.798938+00:00
2. 2016-12-13 at 3:59 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   You should make the note read "I've been watching you from afar, take this as a sign of my unending love" or something. Get them real paranoid.
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3. 2016-12-13 at 4:07 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I like your thinking. Keep em coming.
4. 2016-12-13 at 4:09 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
   
   thought you were talking about making one of these
5. 2016-12-13 at 2:14 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You should coat it in anthrax.