I wish the restaurant I work at would go out of business so I could get unemployment

1. 2019-06-11 at 11:31 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   It should be... I don't know why the patrons that come don't just go somewhere that's actually good.
2. 2019-06-11 at 11:32 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Rooting for your failure.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • WellHung
3. 2019-06-11 at 11:40 PM UTC

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   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   panhandle right away while you are still working..and after. only spend the money you make on the streets and save all you got in the bank til whenever...when you really need it
   
   welfare works. so does hooking. you won't know til you try all fronts
4. 2019-06-12 at 12:03 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   get some roaches
   
   
   .
5. 2019-06-12 at 5:12 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist get some roaches
   
   
   .

   
   Great idea.
   
   You can buy them at places that sell reptiles..by the box load, just take a box and release it in the dining area...It'll be shut down within a week.
6. 2019-06-12 at 5:22 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Erekshun Rooting for your failure.

   
   lol
7. 2019-06-12 at 5:37 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   film yourself handling foods.
   
   with feet.
8. 2019-06-12 at 5:37 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   then post it on facebook.
9. 2019-06-12 at 5:43 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny film yourself handling foods.
   
   with feet.

   
   How do you "handle" food with feet?
10. 2019-06-12 at 5:43 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How do you "handle" food with feet?

    
    with feet.
11. 2019-06-12 at 5:45 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Wouldn't that be feetling it.?
12. 2019-06-12 at 5:49 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Penisle the food.
13. 2019-06-12 at 5:57 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wouldn't that be feetling it.?

    
    thats just like saying women cant maneuver, man handle,
    
    or testify.
14. 2019-06-12 at 5:59 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats just like saying women cant maneuver, man handle,
    
    or testify.

    
    Well they can move a man, handle a man and test a fly, they can't manspread or mansplain though.
15. 2019-06-12 at 6 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well they can move a man, handle a man and test a fly, they can't manspread or mansplain though.

    
    women cant testify.
16. 2019-06-12 at 7:06 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Great idea.
    
    You can buy them at places that sell reptiles..by the box load, just take a box and release it in the dining area…It'll be shut down within a week.

    
    don't forget the anonymously contacting local news part
    
    
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