Seems TSA no wanna hire me

1. 2019-06-11 at 8:02 PM UTC

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   toz African Astronaut
   they won't send me a login code
   
   Prolly because Zoklet is now on a watchlist even though the fucking guy worked for the FBI
   
   and Monster's Hire runs TSA hiring department and website
   reason this is an issue?
   
   this guy and his poker game to raise money with monster.com
   
   and now 5 codes this very second come in at the same time.. 20 minutes later
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqlEo994vCM
2. 2019-06-11 at 8:05 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   it said submit the form only ONCE you already failed the first test
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3. 2019-06-11 at 8:12 PM UTC

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   toz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by A College Professor it said submit the form only ONCE you already failed the first test

   
   I was being gaslit at my last job. they're not allowing me to drive by myself
   
   some little game out of it. now I can't be transferred so I quit
   
   How's that chips or was it switched out?
4. 2019-06-11 at 9:43 PM UTC

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   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   Wowwee, a government website with downtime!?
5. 2019-06-11 at 10:39 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by toz I was being gaslit at my last job. they're not allowing me to drive by myself
   
   some little game out of it. now I can't be transferred so I quit
   
   How's that chips or was it switched out?

   
   People who say they're being gaslighted are usually just plain crazy.
   
   

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6. 2019-06-11 at 11:56 PM UTC

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   Admin African Astronaut

   Originally posted by GGG People who say they're being gaslighted are usually just plain crazy.
   
   

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   They clearly are. And they are problematic.
7. 2019-06-12 at 3:31 PM UTC

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   toz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Admin They clearly are. And they are problematic.

   
   I'll shit on your chest and you'll love it
8. 2019-06-12 at 5:12 PM UTC

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   Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
   Have you thought about doing static security? Its the easiest shit ever, you just sit there, and yet it's impossible to get staff.
9. 2019-06-12 at 5:25 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by toz I'll shit on your chest and you'll love it

   
   ill fuck you till you love me fagget
10. 2019-06-12 at 7:24 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Are you ok?
11. 2019-06-12 at 8:34 PM UTC

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    toz African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Have you thought about doing static security? Its the easiest shit ever, you just sit there, and yet it's impossible to get staff.

    
    how much does it pay.
    
    I find it weird that the pay for TSA is 21.21
    
    
    Why? Well I'll tell you why, Young Man.
    
    U is the 21st letter in the english betabet. 21.21 is Double U
    
    George Bush "DubbYa"
    
    get it?
12. 2019-06-12 at 8:37 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by toz I find it weird that the pay for TSA is 21.21

    
    It isn't, sounds like another urban legendy bullshitty thing.
    
    "Airport security jobs typically begin at the D pay band, which is $25,518 to $38,277."
13. 2019-06-12 at 8:43 PM UTC

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    toz African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It isn't, sounds like another urban legendy bullshitty thing.
    
    "Airport security jobs typically begin at the D pay band, which is $25,518 to $38,277."

    
    It's not a Federal Agency like people think it is. it's a privatised security company hired by the feds. they are only Security Guards and not a Police agency as people think. it's just a bunch of security guards paid fairly decent with very good benefits.
    
    Also, it doesn't require a Security Guard Card from what I'm told, but you do have to do all of the certifications of learning how to detain properly including self defense courses. I hate going to these classes yet they do pay while you're in them.
    
    my life sucks. and I'm poor and depressed as all fuck.
    
    I'll probably lose weight because I have to stand all day and may have to skip breaks.. which means you keep a granola pack and or cheese and crackers in a pocket while not getting your mandatory breaks that most Jobs get.
14. 2019-06-12 at 8:47 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    You get to use that machine that sees through peoples clothes though.
15. 2019-06-12 at 8:50 PM UTC

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    toz African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You get to use that machine that sees through peoples clothes though.

    
    OMG The dude at JFK stopped me and kept looking at it. and I was getting weirded out that my innards were unessasarily being cooked. he kept pressing on my sternum.. then someone radio him to let me through. so he just looked at me funny and waved me out.
    
    plus the dude prior to him sang Harry Bellafoni's Banana Boat song.. you know, the one in Beatlejuice
    
    DAY-O.. De da day.. de da dayooooooo.. daylight comes and he want's to go homeeee
    
    I played that just before my trip along the waterfront in San Francisco. Happenstance.. hmmm
    
    he was like 22 years old. how would he know an oldy like this.. hmmmm?
    
    I'm a County of Clair-O'Dea and all but still.
16. 2019-06-12 at 9:13 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by toz how much does it pay.

    
    I dunno, I'm at the wrong end of the pipeline, I pay the company that pays the guy who does the actual guarding.
    
    I don't think it's a lot, but you get paid just to sit on your fat ass and look at monitors and mislay various important bits of equipment.
17. 2019-06-12 at 9:55 PM UTC

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    toz African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I dunno, I'm at the wrong end of the pipeline, I pay the company that pays the guy who does the actual guarding.
    
    I don't think it's a lot, but you get paid just to sit on your fat ass and look at monitors and mislay various important bits of equipment.

    
    I can do that.. mislay but then relay the mislay in more of a proper way. Touche I am a Douch'e