When things go bump in the night....

1. 2019-06-10 at 9:21 PM UTC

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   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
   Sometimes I ponder, what if it's really aliens? But what if these aliens are supernatural beings, and the anal probing they do to people while they're experiencing sleep paralysis has a more sinister motive? If the government has the technology to simulate the anal probing and abductions (MILABS) then perhaps it's really a satanic shadow government that few people knows or can prove exists, and they're going to anally probe everyone some day.
   
   idk I ponder this stuff a lot becuz liek it could be real
   
   
2. 2019-06-10 at 9:28 PM UTC

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   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
   
   
   Sometimes I feel liek the guy in this video, you can't trust the system it's true. They're going to anally probe us all
3. 2019-06-10 at 9:47 PM UTC

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   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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4. 2019-06-10 at 9:51 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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5. 2019-06-10 at 10:32 PM UTC

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   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
   
6. 2019-06-10 at 10:36 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers
   
   Sometimes I feel liek the guy in this video, you can't trust the system it's true. They're going to anally probe us all

   
   It's funny except when he throws the hotdog on the ground, that is so rude it legitimately makes me angry.
7. 2019-06-11 at 2:22 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Sophie It's funny except when he throws the hotdog on the ground, that is so rude it legitimately makes me angry.

   
   can you tell us about the time you got thrown thru of a window during a street brawl?
8. 2019-06-11 at 5:46 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby can you tell us about the time you got thrown thru of a window during a street brawl?

   
   You were very persistent about the issue in the other thread, but i'm high now so i'll humor you. The reason i said ask mQ was because last time i told that story he said he wished he got into drunken street brawls. But anyway, basically we were with the four of us, hanging out at this girl's place drinking, we went for a walk and encountered another group of drunk guys, words were exchanged. Then they got in our faces and it so happened i was standing with my back to a building that had a big lobby with glass for doors and such. Long story short this guy pushed me and i tumbled straight through the glass lol. It was the kind of glass that shatters into a thousand little bits but it still gave me a nasty cut on my arm. Then we fought them, someone yelled something about the cops and we all ran for it. That's the gist of it.
9. 2019-06-11 at 7:16 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers and the anal probing they do to people while they're experiencing sleep paralysis

   
   
   

   Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers If the government has the technology to simulate the anal probing and abductions (MILABS)

   
   

   Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers they're going to anally probe everyone some day.

   
   We get it faggot, you love anal.
   
   
10. 2019-06-11 at 2:04 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Sometimes I ponder, what if it's really aliens?

    
    Then that simply means with all their intellect and technology they are still as fucking clumsy as lowly humans.
    
    "Zarcon, be quiet! you'll wake the human"
    
    "I stubbed my motherfucking toe like appendage on that fucking trashcan he left in the middle of the room"