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2016-12-13 at 4:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by HampTheToker Best I can do…
is that the cap from a decanter? NOT TUNGSTEN ANYWAY -
2016-12-13 at 4:15 AM UTCMake me your water buffaloThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-13 at 4:18 AM UTCcan i have your social security number
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2016-12-13 at 4:20 AM UTCno
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2016-12-13 at 4:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Synopsis of the last year of your loife plawx.
Oh man, where to start?
Both of my sisters are now living with me. My middle sister had a son, so now I'm basically raising three boys (two six year-olds and a year-old toddler). Normally, I wouldn't have anything to do with my middle sister, but I couldn't turn away my nephew. It isn't his fault that his mother is a massive pillheaded bitch. It takes everything I have not to snap her fucking neck when she gets mouthy with me. Constantly have to remind myself why I suffer the shit that I do. I just grit my teeth and bare it, because my nephew is better off here with me than wherever the hell my sister would take him.
My mom is still strung out. I've gotten past hoping that she could come off pain management. At least she isn't sucking dick for pills. That's something, I guess.
Bought my first glass bong over the summer. I'd always rolled up or used a pipe before. Never really had any interest in bongs, but goddamn was I wrong. Dat ice-catcher mmmmmm...
I have a new cat. Wanted to name him Garfield because the first thing he ate after we found him was lasagna, but the boys weren't having that. They decided that he looked like a Lil Rascal, so that's the name that stuck. His mixtape comes out this summer.
Still hanging drywall. Still sucks balls. Pays the bills, so at least it's not for nothing. Besides the boys getting older and needing my undivided attention, that's probably the biggest reason I stopped posting. Work picked up, so between those two things I hardly have the time or energy for anything else.
Slammed morphine a couple times. It was nice and all, but that shit's not for me. I guess I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
Thinking about buying some land in Woodbury, TN. Look it up. Small little town in the boonies. It's fucking beautiful, though. I love it any time work takes me there. The best part is that the building codes are lax as fuck, so you can basically build what you want however you want. We've done a ton of tiny houses. Those are always fun.
I'll probably think of twenty more noteworthy things as soon as I click submit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-13 at 4:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by Duke Zion Make me your water buffalo
You'll always be my water buffalo, bebe. -
2016-12-13 at 5:18 AM UTCHey man. I am a user on this forum. You life sounds like shit.
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2016-12-13 at 5:18 AM UTChi your baby mama is ugly
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2016-12-13 at 5:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by yum hi your baby mama is ugly
At least I've touched a vagina :-PThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-13 at 5:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by yum hi your baby mama is ugly
you would know a thing or two about being ugly, red.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-13 at 6:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by HampTheToker Both of my sisters are now living with me.
That's what they call a Tennessee Threesome. You should watch Oreimo with them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-13 at 6:18 AM UTCSis x Kiss would be betterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-13 at 6:18 AM UTCmostly for the urine thoughThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-13 at 6:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Sis x Kiss would be better
Hmm, yes, Oreimo does take quite a while to really ramp up, and the moments are sparse and fleeting.
On the subject of urine, Prison School really opened my eyes to the erotic beauty being pissed on can have.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-13 at 7:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice That's what they call a Tennessee Threesome. You should watch Oreimo with them.
It's even funnier when you actually are a Tennessean. God, I fucking missed you guise. -
2016-12-13 at 7:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by inb4l0pht Thread ruined by SCronaldo as usual
oh look another shitty alt -
2016-12-13 at 8 AM UTCDoes this mud farmer really think I'm an alt right now?
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2016-12-13 at 8:02 AM UTCwasnt even talking to you faggot but..
nice reveal. You played your own hand.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-13 at 1:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
I don't get it -
2016-12-13 at 1:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump wasnt even talking to you faggot but..
nice reveal. You played your own hand.
You called me an alt. Wasn't in this thread. Thought it was.
