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War expected to break out between Ireland and Scotland later today

  1. #21
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Scotland > Ireland
    Scathach was hot
  2. #22
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]



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  3. #23
    Octavian motherfucker
    Potatoes.
  4. #24
    toz African Astronaut
    Will they take Friday or Saturday night off from the battlegrounds or will they take all drinkung hours to pause fighting for an Ale?
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Being chinese is in the heart and mind not your heritage

    我是中国人。 我们都是中国人。 大家是中国人。
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Being a homeless heroin addict is all in the wrist though
  7. #27
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by toz Will they take Friday or Saturday night off from the battlegrounds or will they take all drinkung hours to pause fighting for an Ale?

    And Sundays off for mass and the football. And on Monday only half the army shows up, the rest are in bed with the hangover.
  8. #28
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]


    Irish.
  9. #29
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    aye, they probably will so they will


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  10. #30
    toz African Astronaut
    What about Wales.
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    toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc


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    late 70s early 80s version of Spice Girls?
  12. #32
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by toz What about Wales.

    Wales doesn't exist
  13. #33
    Here's a favorite late 70s joke that only a tiny percentage of people will get (bobby sands might).

    Bloke walking down the street in belfast and he sees a woman coming towards him with 2 buckets of shit
    He stops and askes her "what the hell are you going to do with those 2 buckets of shit?"
    She says "My son just got out of H block and I'm decorating his bedroom."
  14. #34
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    So...she's Preparation Hing?
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Here's a favorite late 70s joke that only a tiny percentage of people will get (bobby sands might).

    Bloke walking down the street in belfast and he sees a woman coming towards him with 2 buckets of shit
    He stops and askes her "what the hell are you going to do with those 2 buckets of shit?"
    She says "My son just got out of H block and I'm decorating his bedroom."

    did you hear about the irishman who fucked a princess?




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  16. #36
    Originally posted by stl1 So…she's Preparation Hing?

    No...H block (part of The maze prison in Northern Ireland where IRA prisoners were held) was infamous for it's prisoners smearing their cell walls with their own shit as part of their protests (they also went on hunger strike)...I never understood how smearing shit in your own living space equated to "teaching the authorities a lesson".
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No…H block (part of The maze prison in Northern Ireland where IRA prisoners were held) was infamous for it's prisoners smearing their cell walls with their own shit as part of their protests (they also went on hunger strike)…I never understood how smearing shit in your own living space equated to "teaching the authorities a lesson".

    the old dirty protest


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  18. #38
    Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No…H block (part of The maze prison in Northern Ireland where IRA prisoners were held) was infamous for it's prisoners smearing their cell walls with their own shit as part of their protests (they also went on hunger strike)…I never understood how smearing shit in your own living space equated to "teaching the authorities a lesson".

    Wrong she was preparing jenkem you misunderstood the joke this whole time
  19. #39
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I memorized it by heart. It was written by Bobby Sands, whom died on a hunger strike. It was originally written on toilet paper. The Irish are stubborn.

    My father used to tell me that the Irish aren't a race, being Irish is a state of mind. I believe that too. I do happen to have a good deal of Irish blood in me, however the Irish had wanderlust and traveled all around and fucked everything with a pulse. The Irish are truly Heinz 57's anyway. It's what's in your heart and mind, not what is in your heritage.

    I'm glad they're not taking it laying down, and well… They are right, and apparently they have the thought that says they are right. Next thing you know they'll have SAM missiles in the skies toward the scotts. The Irish seem to enjoy explosives and blowing shit up… After all, in the 70's and 80's alot of IRA had to flee Ireland, so they went to the middle East… That's where they taught sandniggers how to blow shit up since before they couldn't fucking blow their fucking nose, much less blow anything up.

    I think it's a mistake on the scotts for trying to start shit over fishing territory with the Irish. It won't end well for them. The Irish won't give up out of the principle of it now.

    its the other way round, palestinians that taught IRAs how to blow shit up like terrorists.

    before that they fight like army.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its the other way round, palestinians that taught IRAs how to blow shit up like terrorists.

    before that they fight like army.

    IRA was bombing in the 1930s...
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