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  1. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dregs she is beautiful. thats all i will say so she doesn't cut/gut me.

    I wish I could gut your ass...
  2. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    such a way with words...true poetry. you can even brand on a squirrel up my ass too
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Archer513 Paige post a non enhancemented,non black and white,non hair in your face pic with a date

    Let’s see how “beautiful” you are.

    You were always hiding something

    Larry flew all over the country chasing after you (along with many other dudes) lol

    Let’s see what it’s all about.

    Talkin shit about other people and you’re guilty as fuck. Quit being a hypocrite.

    lol... Larry couldn't get anyone at home. Had to go to the middle of nowhere to get himself a girl... Only cuz she didn't have any other options in a town of 22...fuckin' pathetic.
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  4. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Hows it going tho Matt?
  5. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung lol… Larry couldn't get anyone at home. Had to go to the middle of nowhere to get himself a girl… Only cuz she didn't have any other options in a town of 22…fuckin' pathetic.

    But there wasn't any woods to camp out in close to home?

    You motherfuckers are a joke lol
  6. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Larry talkin shit about me drivin 10 mins to a bar to meet some ppl I chatted with for years

    Yet,his sorry ass spent thousands goin to see some ho from the internet posting black and white/blurry nudes and banging mass dudes off the internet

    Lol. Nigga please. If you could get any pusssy,you’d get sone in your own town you fucking loser.

    Lol
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  7. 🐿 African Astronaut
    MASS DUDES? YIKES
  8. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Spent thousands lol

    I got with another woman from a different city because I can't possibly have sex with anyone else lol


    Nigga you fuck fat bitches

    and have hit on my girl numerous times, but now it's a different story when she calls you on being full of shit

    LOL
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  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    MASS DUDES

    MASS DICK

    BULK COCK OF COSTCO-ESQUE QUANTITIES
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  10. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    WEEEEEEE, GONTS! LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL MATTCHOO THREAD!
  11. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Matt always starting the DRAMA. Very successful man. YEEWWHAWWW
  12. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I never hit on that ho

    I told her to post her tits (enhancemented of course)

    Cuz that’s what’s she’s good for

    That’s her job (along with taking loads)

    You came at me. Now I’m roasting your dumb ass.

    Now post those rat teeth

    Giant snozz

    And that stretch marked belly that all the dudes that banged you said you have.

    Been a while...must have really went to shit
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Larry Legend & squirrel slaaaying!
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  14. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Archer513 I never hit on that ho

    I told her to post her tits (enhancemented of course)

    Cuz that’s what’s she’s good for

    That’s her job (along with taking loads)

    You came at me. Now I’m roasting your dumb ass.

    Now post those rat teeth

    Giant snozz

    And that stretch marked belly that all the dudes that banged you said you have.

    Been a while…must have really went to shit

    Never in your life hit on her? Lmao zero credibility playa
  15. 🐿 African Astronaut
    ARCHER STAAAAHPPP TRYIN SO HARD NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
  16. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 🐿 ARCHER STAAAAHPPP TRYIN SO HARD NOBODY GIVES A FUCK

    Lol he's been mad as fuck all day at me being a Dad for some reason
  17. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Let’s see that cellulite 👍🏻
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Lol he's been mad as fuck all day at me being a Dad for some reason

    Fathers Day?
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  19. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Fathers Day?

    That’s a very confusing day for mr Paige

    Even more so for the 9 kids...
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Alright... Break it up..
    Everyone focus your hatred on me

    I’m black ..
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