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I'm the type of dude who will hit on your girlfriend when you're in the bathroom, or out by the car...

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    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, I take extra satisfaction in stealing your girl, when you're not very far.👍❤
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol i had this "friend" dale , only hung out a few times, but he came over with his xbox and games and we were gonna chill and drink. my baby mammer when she was pregnant was over and was gonna leave shortly. I went to the bathroom and came out and what not, she was leaving and told me "your weird friend was hitting on me when you were in the bathroom"

    and I was like meh.. whatever.. and anyways like the guy invited me to gym at one point and I went and worked out with him. Later that night we were drinking and he asked if he could sleep on my couch and i was like nah im not gay like that im going to bed cya later and he got really butt hurt and was like "I INVITED TO WORK OUT TO WORKOUT WITH ME!" as if that's a holy bond that seals us together as bromos or something
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol i had this "friend" dale , only hung out a few times, but he came over with his xbox and games and we were gonna chill and drink. my baby mammer when she was pregnant was over and was gonna leave shortly. I went to the bathroom and came out and what not, she was leaving and told me "your weird friend was hitting on me when you were in the bathroom"

    and I was like meh.. whatever.. and anyways like the guy invited me to gym at one point and I went and worked out with him. Later that night we were drinking and he asked if he could sleep on my couch and i was like nah im not gay like that im going to bed cya later and he got really butt hurt and was like "I INVITED TO WORK OUT TO WORKOUT WITH ME!" as if that's a holy bond that seals us together as bromos or something

    Thank you for the tall tale Douglas. You do have great stories.👍
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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I'm the sort of dude who has strong enough binds with my women that your ugly ass would fail miserably, then I would brutally beat your ass within an inch of your life.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I'm the sort of dude who has strong enough binds with my women that your ugly ass would fail miserably, then I would brutally beat your ass within an inch of your life.

    triggered like a slit? 👍❤
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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung triggered like a slit? 👍❤

    I bet any woman who agrees to stay with you would actively seek richest on you. And I would fuck the ugly out of them with no problems.
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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Do you have a daughter, OP worm?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung triggered like a slit? 👍❤

    pretty much he kinda sounds insecure.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol i had this "friend" dale , only hung out a few times, but he came over with his xbox and games and we were gonna chill and drink. my baby mammer when she was pregnant was over and was gonna leave shortly. I went to the bathroom and came out and what not, she was leaving and told me "your weird friend was hitting on me when you were in the bathroom"

    and I was like meh.. whatever.. and anyways like the guy invited me to gym at one point and I went and worked out with him. Later that night we were drinking and he asked if he could sleep on my couch and i was like nah im not gay like that im going to bed cya later and he got really butt hurt and was like "I INVITED TO WORK OUT TO WORKOUT WITH ME!" as if that's a holy bond that seals us together as bromos or something

    If you invite someone to drink at your house you should at least let them sleep on your couch. Especially if there's nobody sober to drive. That's a pretty shitty way to treat a friend Bill Krozby. If you don't trust the dude to sleep over don't invite him to drink with you. Piece of gay shit you are bromo.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I bet any woman who agrees to stay with you would actively seek richest on you. And I would fuck the ugly out of them with no problems.

    seek richest???
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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung seek richest???

    PM me your residential address.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by GGG If you invite someone to drink at your house you should at least let them sleep on your couch. Especially if there's nobody sober to drive. That's a pretty shitty way to treat a friend Bill Krozby. If you don't trust the dude to sleep over don't invite him to drink with you. Piece of gay shit you are bromo.

    Oh get off of it. We didnt drink that much. Haven't you ever had some drinks at a bar and drove home? They don't let you sleep at the bar you assclown. It was just a couple a few shots and I shared my weed w him after a workout.

    "Piece of gay shit you are bromo." lol
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Do you have a daughter, OP worm?

    middle eastern women Have beautiful features.
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    If any girl I was dating even entertained the idea of talking to you it would instill in me such a disgust for her that I would break up
    with her immediately.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    lolol... I thought we were on good terms greenplastic? bipolarity reversal? Meth-induced mood swing?
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