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Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...

  1. #21
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I know what curb I left it.
  2. #22
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo if you have a girl who would stay with a guy with a tiny dick because she doesn't like sexual satisfaction and thinks she deserves a shitty small dicked guy because she's a shitty small dicked girl then that is not the girl for me

    maybe the tiny dicked guy has some redeeming qualities but at the end of the day, it's not like you can put an extra piece in it like a table for when company comes over

    Eh you're kinda dumb tbh. It is 2019 bro. I have a fruit box full of sex toys that I offer to my dates and use consentingly. There are a range of dildos, penis sheathes ranging up to 12l by 8r inches, varying vibrators, tingly sensual creams and lubes, essential oils, fuzzy cuffs etc. At this point having a big Wang is irrelevant unless you are really boring and gay. Even just having a Hitachi Wand = free orgasms and women love it. Put a moist damp hand towel over it and hit the pussy while you vibrate the clit, she will jizm multiple times. I literally have to cull my tinder list because it is full of bitches that want to smash again.
  3. #23
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Don drunk on the deck of the USS heartbreak wondering where his spicy taco went

    lolol
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Erekshun We are all irrelevant here Dave. Sorry to break it to ya.

    I am OK with it. I know you ache but help Matt out and blow him.

    Wow. Someone gets it. Snaps for you. Normies will always be second class citizens here.
  5. #25
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Mal ate a Kr0tz dog extra salty still lookin for the mustard
  6. #26
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by -mal- Wow. Someone gets it. Snaps for you. Normies will always be second class citizens here.

    What will filthy, no- good whores like you be?
  7. #27
    Originally posted by WellHung What will filthy, no- good whores like you be?

    Rich
  8. #28
    WellHung Black Hole
    🤣
  9. #29
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    >_< bruh
  10. #30
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Eh you're kinda dumb tbh. It is 2019 bro. I have a fruit box full of sex toys that I offer to my dates and use consentingly. There are a range of dildos, penis sheathes ranging up to 12l by 8r inches, varying vibrators, tingly sensual creams and lubes, essential oils, fuzzy cuffs etc. At this point having a big Wang is irrelevant unless you are really boring and gay. Even just having a Hitachi Wand = free orgasms and women love it. Put a moist damp hand towel over it and hit the pussy while you vibrate the clit, she will jizm multiple times. I literally have to cull my tinder list because it is full of bitches that want to smash again.

    dead

    you're trying to use the enlightened age we live in to justify having a tiny penis. In order to have unembarassing sex you need to research and purchase products designed for women to use on themselves. Your penis is not even part of the equation.

    I'm not saying you're a terrible person, I'm just saying you're not a man. HTS is so much more of a man than you are
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  11. #31
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Damn haaarsh
  12. #32
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I just tried to thank my own post. Instead I'll just shake hands with my huge penis (it has a pair of large hands like a california raisin)
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  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Eh you're kinda dumb tbh. It is 2019 bro. I have a fruit box full of sex toys that I offer to my dates and use consentingly. There are a range of dildos, penis sheathes ranging up to 12l by 8r inches, varying vibrators, tingly sensual creams and lubes, essential oils, fuzzy cuffs etc. At this point having a big Wang is irrelevant unless you are really boring and gay. Even just having a Hitachi Wand = free orgasms and women love it. Put a moist damp hand towel over it and hit the pussy while you vibrate the clit, she will jizm multiple times. I literally have to cull my tinder list because it is full of bitches that want to smash again.

    thats cool. I once "dated" "the nurse" and she was a proud feminist and all that bs, but like one time she busted out a soft ball kinda vibrator thing and put it between her and I so I'd be pressing it down laying on her clit. And when we did it again, she grabbed the ball again to put it between us, and she got this crazy eyed grin and was like "DOES THIS MAKE U MAD?!" and I was like "no not all.." kinda weird that she would even ask something like that while grinning.

    But what was weird about it, I'd eventually get up to leave as I figured since I barely knew her I shouldn't just hang around all day, I'm sure she had stuff to do, and I would eventually have to at least go feed my cat even if it was my day off, and she would basically throw a fit, which was kinda shitty because I actually liked her. oooooh well.

    I have a pink tassel whip I like to use on ass and I used to have a gag ball but I just wore it for the lulz really for the most part.
  14. #34
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Thotgirl >_< bruh

    retard translator, anyone?
  15. #35
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Eh you're kinda dumb tbh. It is 2019 bro. I have a fruit box full of sex toys that I offer to my dates and use consentingly. There are a range of dildos, penis sheathes ranging up to 12l by 8r inches, varying vibrators, tingly sensual creams and lubes, essential oils, fuzzy cuffs etc. At this point having a big Wang is irrelevant unless you are really boring and gay. Even just having a Hitachi Wand = free orgasms and women love it. Put a moist damp hand towel over it and hit the pussy while you vibrate the clit, she will jizm multiple times. I literally have to cull my tinder list because it is full of bitches that want to smash again.

    trollin trollin trollin, Keep that motor boat goin
  16. #36
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sudo I just tried to thank my own post. Instead I'll just shake hands with my huge penis (it has a pair of large hands like a california raisin)

    nice, haven't thought about those guys in years
  17. #37
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby nice, haven't thought about those guys in years

    Tranquil Bill Krozby... Folks, but that cud change at any moment
  18. #38
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    i'm pretty they are the same person:) since the only one that ever really posts pics is her:)
  19. #39
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Eat cat shit Johnny.
  20. #40
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Can't even imagine kr0z with a gag ball. Guess I'm old-fashioned.
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