The 1st thing everyone should do after they wake this morning, is...

1. 2019-06-09 at 10:54 AM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   Drink a tall glass of water. You got dehydrated while sleeping overnight.
2. 2019-06-09 at 7:41 PM UTC

   #2
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   I drink coffee. And then another one.