TLN Institute

1. 2016-10-09 at 4:18 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So where did you steal this paper from soph? If you wrote it yourself I highly applaud you but I have my doubts you would take the time to cite 46 sources.
2. 2016-10-09 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   So where did you steal this paper from soph? If you wrote it yourself I highly applaud you but I have my doubts you would take the time to cite 46 sources.

   
   The trick is throwing a bunch of compsci terms together, making coherent sentences and adding 46 bullshit sources. This is how Spectral operates. He just throws a bunch of compsci terms together that no lay person understands so he seems knowledgeable and smart.
   
   [greentext]>Our hardware and software modficiations make manifest that emulating our system is one thing, but emulating it in bioware is a completely different story. We ran four novel experiments: (1) we asked (and answered) what would happen if lazily saturated hierarchical databases were used instead of online algorithms; (2) we measured hard disk space as a function of RAM speed on a LISP machine;[/greentext]
   
   As a person somewhat knowledgeable in compsci i laughed my ass off at the above quote.
   
   [greentext]>lazily saturated hierarchical databases[/greentext]
   
   ayyyyy lmao
3. 2016-10-09 at 4:45 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   https://pdos.csail.mit.edu/archive/scigen/
4. 2016-10-09 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Dear Mr. Sophie
   
   TLN Institute would like to formally extend the invitation to join our Board of Niggers. Your work on Decoupling Flip-Flop Gates from Hierarchical Databases in IPv4 is both enthralling and groundbreaking. This single paper has advanced TLN Institute's understanding of cyber by a decade. On the Board of Niggers at the TLN Institute you would be required to keep posting dank research papers. This requirement is NOT mandatory. You will also be exclusively invited to TLN Institute Board meetings. These meetings are where the Institute's most distinguished members gather and discuss their most recent research development. If no recent research is underway by a member of the Board you may just shitpost until the meeting is concluded. This is the fashion in which most meetings are concluded. Along with these duties you will be given a certificate of accomplishment that you are authorized to print out and stick on your fridge. This certificate will almost certainly guarantee either the acquisition of almost any job on which you list your certificate of achievement on the application or a hearty congratulations from your mother. This is a one or the other deal and you cannot get the job and the congratulations from your mother. We hope you understand this is due to budgetary crisis TLN Institute is experiencing.
   
   We hope you very seriously consider accepting this prestigious position and look forward to hearing from you regarding the matter.
   
   Best Regards,
   
   thelittlestnigger
   Chairnigger of the Board.
   
5. 2016-10-09 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Dear thelittlesnigger.
   
   I am honoured your institute would consider me for the Board of Niggers. A position i will gladly accept. Any and all future research papers will be posted under the TLN brand from now on. To conclude let me just extend my personal gratitude in this matter.
   
   Sincerely,
   
   Sophie
6. 2016-12-12 at 8:10 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   TLN Institute Research Proposal:
   A Study into keeping sperms alive outside of the human body
   
   Abstract:
   So sperms can live for like 5 days inside a vagina. WebMD taught me that one. Look into these things next time you want to give love with no glove. If one is able to replicate the vaginal environment it is possible to cultivate a "sperm farm". Of course stock would not last long so one would have to replenish the the environment with more sperms.
   
   1. Replicating the Vaginal Environment
   Research will need to be done into this. Exactly what kinds of fluids the vagina holds, what ph levels are vaginally optimal, and many other considerations will need consideration. Reconstructing such an environment will be a large project in itself.
   
   2. Obtain a sample of sperms
   This will be easy if you have a penis. It will probably be even easier if you dont.
   
   3. Cultivating the seminal residents
   Research will need to be done into what kind of synthetic seminal fluids can be fabricated. Further analysis of semen and its chemical and biochemical properties will be critical in extracting information on the sperms native environment.
   
   This proposal is open for discussion until it has been deemed a suitable endeavor.
7. 2016-12-12 at 8:34 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I remember this thread, haha, good times.
8. 2016-12-12 at 8:51 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You want to help me find a way to keep semen alive for a long time?
9. 2016-12-12 at 8:53 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by thelittlestnigger You want to help me find a way to keep semen alive for a long time?

   
   I think we would need some type of medium to put it in, keep it at just the right temperature and PH and i think with that set up we we might achieve some good results.
10. 2016-12-12 at 8:56 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Thats my general idea. Im doing research on the type of medium that it would survive best in. Basically investigating the chemical composition of seminal fluid and the vaginal canals walls, secretions and etc. If you want to figure out optimal temps and ph (i would imagine neutral but who knows) for their survival that would go a long way.
11. 2016-12-13 at 12:22 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger TLN Institute is not looking to expand into a production or sales based model. In that regard TLN Institute would however be interested in considering more efficient and easy routes of synthesis for nearly any molecule available in the known universe and to this end we would be interested in the theory behind synthesis of epinephrine. From there our collaborative efforts should be able to theoretically reverse engineer these synthesis remove what is unnecessary or inefficient and craft one with the best resolution.
    
    We must look at the biological synthesis model first as it is the most "natural". [SIZE=12px][FONT=arial]We observe:[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3][SIZE=12px][FONT=arial]Within the body, epinephrine is formed from tyrosine. The process begins when the enzyme tyrosine hydroxylase hydroxylates tyrosine to L-DOPA. Next, L-DOPA formed in step one undergoes the process of decarboxylation, and becomes dopamine. The dopamine is then hydroxylated again, yielding norepinephrine, a neurotransmitter. Finally, norepinephrine is methylated to form epinephrine.
    
    
    After reviewing this we can then come to the usual chemical synthesis observed as:[/FONT][/SIZE][/SIZE]
    Epinephrine may be artifically produced by the reaction of catechol and chloroacetyl chloride. This resulting compound is then reacted with methylamine, which is then reduced to a hydroxylic compound. Epinephrine may then be separated using tartaric acid.
    
    [SIZE=3]
    
    Have you any proposed modifications to either of these methods?[/SIZE]

    
    
    Start from Norepinephrine.
12. 2016-12-13 at 6:45 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    we are talking about vaginas and sperms right now. For a study on synthesis of Epinephrine from Norepinephrine you will need to give more than "start with norepinephrine".