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I am God and reality exists for me
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2019-06-08 at 5:52 AM UTCThink about it
I was born on Earth, possibly the only planet in this universe that can sustain life.
I was born in central Indiana, the greatest location on earth to live in.
I am Eurasian, the greatest race on planet earth.
I was born in 1990, on the month of the Lord Jesus Christ.
I happened to come into existence right when humanity achieved technological mastery.
On planet earth there exists an amazing and holy land called Japan, but I was gifted the experience of viewing Japan as an observer rather than having to endure the extreme worker culture there which would lead me to hate the place.
I have the greatest taste on earth.
Just around the time I was of the perfect age to appreciate such a thing, the Playstation 2 came into being.
I have had the luck of being a hikikomori NEET, not having to waste my life as a wage slave.
Everything seems like it was put into place for me.
Other people might have certain things that are gifted to them but are sold short on everything else, like for example I could have been born into a beautiful Austrian village or city but then I wouldn't have the American freedoms and way of life.
I could have been born in Japan, but then my family would have disowned me for being an otaku and hikikomori.
I could have been born into a rich family but then they would have pressured me into basing my life around the pursuit of making money.
etc etc
I am the one
You are all free to worship me
As God, I have some demands:
The Playstation 5 must be as good if not better than the PS2.
Japan can never allow any form of immigration.
Trent Reznor has to continue making albums until his death, and as of now he is required to release at least one album per year.
The jews and shitskins must all be exterminated.
4:3 CRT TVs have to make a major comeback.
1990s asesthetics have to make a comeback.
Darude must tour the United States in 2020 starting with a major show in my hometown in Indiana.
The internet must return to greatness with TOTSE, Myspace and imageboard culture making a major comeback.
The deep state and communists all exterminated.
Palmer Luckey will be president in 2024.
Microsoft will revive Windows XP with a new and improved version in 2022. (can you believe that windows XP is almost two decades old?!?!?!)
Team Silent reform and release a Silent Hill 3 remake for the PS5 as well as a Silent Hill 5. -
2019-06-08 at 6:34 AM UTCNo, I'm God and reality exists for me. 🤔
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2019-06-08 at 7:49 AM UTCOP is a pioneer in blurring the lines between shitposting and insanity
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2019-06-08 at 11:30 AM UTCIt's kinda weird that reality would be created just so God could sit in his room.
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2019-06-08 at 11:35 AM UTC
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2019-06-08 at 11:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country It's kinda weird that reality would be created just so God could sit in his room.
If God was lazy, he'd create this reality so he could have people make video games so he could play video games without having to create those new realities himself. Or something. Shut up. MAYBE GOD NEEDS A VACATION SOMETIMES. OKAY?
>LITERALLY MAKE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE
>GET CRITICIZED FOR TAKING TIME OFF
Ungrateful shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-08 at 11:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 Think about it
I was born on Earth, possibly the only planet in this universe that can sustain life.
I was born in central Indiana, the greatest location on earth to live in.
I am Eurasian, the greatest race on planet earth.
I was born in 1990, on the month of the Lord Jesus Christ.
I happened to come into existence right when humanity achieved technological mastery.
On planet earth there exists an amazing and holy land called Japan, but I was gifted the experience of viewing Japan as an observer rather than having to endure the extreme worker culture there which would lead me to hate the place.
I have the greatest taste on earth.
Just around the time I was of the perfect age to appreciate such a thing, the Playstation 2 came into being.
I have had the luck of being a hikikomori NEET, not having to waste my life as a wage slave.
Everything seems like it was put into place for me.
Other people might have certain things that are gifted to them but are sold short on everything else, like for example I could have been born into a beautiful Austrian village or city but then I wouldn't have the American freedoms and way of life.
I could have been born in Japan, but then my family would have disowned me for being an otaku and hikikomori.
I could have been born into a rich family but then they would have pressured me into basing my life around the pursuit of making money.
etc etc
I am the one
You are all free to worship me
As God, I have some demands:
The Playstation 5 must be as good if not better than the PS2.
Japan can never allow any form of immigration.
Trent Reznor has to continue making albums until his death, and as of now he is required to release at least one album per year.
The jews and shitskins must all be exterminated.
4:3 CRT TVs have to make a major comeback.
1990s asesthetics have to make a comeback.
Darude must tour the United States in 2020 starting with a major show in my hometown in Indiana.
The internet must return to greatness with TOTSE, Myspace and imageboard culture making a major comeback.
The deep state and communists all exterminated.
Palmer Luckey will be president in 2024.
Microsoft will revive Windows XP with a new and improved version in 2022. (can you believe that windows XP is almost two decades old?!?!?!)
Team Silent reform and release a Silent Hill 3 remake for the PS5 as well as a Silent Hill 5.
Wrong
Because 1989 was the best year, so you were a year too late. God was prolly in the year above you at your school tho. Maybe you knew him.
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2019-06-08 at 12:03 PM UTCthen why do want do you want to kill yourself
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2019-06-08 at 12:07 PM UTC
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2019-06-08 at 12:08 PM UTC
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2019-06-08 at 12:08 PM UTCthis timeline is absolute garbage
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2019-06-08 at 12:10 PM UTC
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2019-06-08 at 12:13 PM UTC
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2019-06-08 at 12:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Narc Fuck off, 2006 was shit.
1989 the second summer of love. You weren't there dude, you weren't there.
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the 80s was only good for Skinny Puppy, other than that it was complete shit.
2006 is the greatest year of all time, objectively.
Sucks that your life is so insignificant and miserable you weren't able to enjoy the greatest year ever. -
2019-06-08 at 12:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung Ur living in the past. You're terrified of the future.
I'm not living in the past and the future hasn't happened yet.
It just so happens that the way things were in 2006 is exactly how I like my reality to be, but it's all gone now so there is no reason for me to live and things only keep getting worse.
I might pull a malice and kill myself soon, I really don't know ... but before I do that I'm going to kill as many people as possible. -
2019-06-08 at 12:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 I'm not living in the past and the future hasn't happened yet.
It just so happens that the way things were in 2006 is exactly how I like my reality to be, but it's all gone now so there is no reason for me to live and things only keep getting worse.
I might pull a malice and kill myself soon, I really don't know … but before I do that I'm going to kill as many people as possible.
Great, we got the next Elementary School gunman on our hands. Go get medicated you fucking coward. There's a decent life available for you, but what you're doing ain't working, so time to try something else.👍 -
2019-06-08 at 12:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 but before I do that I'm going to kill as many people as possible.
fucking all talk and never any action thats why you should kill yourself. just stfu and do wht you say will do right now coward. if you can't do it right now you just another coward. oh your response to this is worthless til you actually kill some people. bye bye -
2019-06-08 at 12:28 PM UTC
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2019-06-08 at 12:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by Dregs fucking all talk and never any action thats why you should kill yourself. just stfu and do wht you say will do right now coward. if you can't do it right now you just another coward. oh your response to this is worthless til you actually kill some people. bye bye
It's just an expression you fucking retard
as for killing myself, I would never do that because I'm not a retard like malice.
What I want is to feel better, but my body is fucked up from alcoholism, spine surgery and the various bike accidents plus the horrible diet I had growing up.
So I might seek assisted suicide, which needs a different name .. I will dub it "peaceful exit" .. that's far from killing myself. -
2019-06-08 at 12:31 PM UTCThe lack of diversity in small, rural towns breeds racism to the extreme. you need to get the hell out of Hicksville, Indiana. It's not doing you any favors.
