2019-06-08 at 2:27 AM UTC
1. I love u.
2. Ur the most special woman ive ever met.
3. Ur worth moving to the States for.
4. Ive never met anyone like you.
5. Im gonna move to Illinois soon.
6. Im gonna move to Illinois down the line.
7. We will be together forever.
8. You are my soulmate.
2019-06-08 at 2:37 AM UTC
Lies Gam Gam told Matt:
1. You're not fat you're big boned
2. Women aren't horrified when you stare and breathe through your mouth
They're shy
3. It's ok to eat 25 cans of spaghetti o's a week
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2019-06-08 at 2:39 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I think literally every dude lies just a little bit to a chick when he's trynna close the deal.
Its pretty standard "courtship 101" stuff.
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2019-06-08 at 2:46 AM UTC
folks, Candy rein got played, and she's quite bitter and angry about it.
2019-06-08 at 2:59 AM UTC
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2019-06-08 at 4:56 AM UTC
Isn't that RISIR guy German?
Why would he soil his Aryan genetics with some gorilla-human hybrid?
2019-06-08 at 8:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks
I think literally every dude lies just a little bit to a chick when he's trynna close the deal.
Its pretty standard "courtship 101" stuff.
Lies
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